Camp Camp One Shots

Maxilton

[A/N]Anddd we have Hamilton and Camp Camp mixed. I wasn't planning on this but i'm bored so yeh

Poofs
Max : *looks at his outfit* Why the fuck am i dressed like a person who wants to go to war at the 1770s

Preston : OH MYGOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I'M ELIZA

Max : Say what now

Neil : Why am i John Laurens again?

Nurf : BRAH BRAH

Max : Dear lord no

Nerris : WE ARE OUTGUNNED, OUTMANNED, OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED

Harrison : I get to kill Max? HELL YES

Max : HELL NO-HO-HO

Nerris : Who's Peggy?

Nikki : crashes the wall "AND PEGGY"

Nerris : Why is this so accurate

Preston : WAIT!!! WHO'S LAFAYETTE???

Space Kid : Why do i have a fake hair bun

Preston : OH GOD

Nerris : THE CHILDREN

Harrison : what?

Preston : whispers to Harrison people ship Lafayette and Hercules

Harrison : realization OH DEAR LORD NO

Max : Wait, who's Samuel Seabury??

Pikeman : Why do i have these church-like outfits

Max : Get lost zit-face

Ered : I'm the feminist? Cool

Eliza : Ooh! A play? About us? Oh jolly good fun!

Nikki : Hey Lady!

Eliza : looks at Nikki This child is precious, i want to adopt her

Hamilton : Eliza, you are not adopting a child, we have 7 children!

Eliza : i still want her

Nikki : smiling like she doesn't know what the fuck is going on

Peggy : Has anyone seen my Mariah dress? I lost it...

Lafayette : I like the one with Wash's hat

Nerris : Thanks Mr Lafayette!

Lafayette : You are welcome child

Philip : Why am i here again?

Neil : Why not?

Philip : Fair point...

George & Dolph : Standing in the corner cuz they don't know what the fuck is going on

George : Why do you have my crown?

Dolph : i haz been told i vill be King George ze third!

George : I think you'll do great with that beautiful German accent

Dolph : Danke!

Preston : trying to not scream so loud

(They all put on a play cuz why not)

Ered : Angelica!

Preston : Eliza!

Nikki : And NIKKI!
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Neil : HEYO! I'M NEIL LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE A TWO PINTS OF SAM ADAMS BUT I'M WORKING ON THREE, THOSE RED COATS DON WANT IT WITH ME CUZ I WILL-

Laurens : syncing while whispering  Pah chika brah this cops till i'm free!
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Nerris : Son-

Max : CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME

Nerris : .... Son

George W. : I like this humor
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Max : I shall kill you, but i will not

Harrison : (make up your mind) I will kill you, but i will think of my dear daughter, and you shall not make her an orphan

Harrison : SHABOOM

Max : is ded lol
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(A/N) this is cringy lmao