Jojo yelled this to his TV screen (which was showing The Voiice starring Dolly Parten singing Joeline 120 timesover, each time higher in pitch than the last) while sitting in his mint condition, water pipe, which was situated between the walls. It was difficult to see the screen as there was absolutely no possible way to see from that viewpoint and on top of that a rusty edge has made itself securely into the buttocks of JoJo! However, even through all of this, JoJo has suborbitally refused to come to terms with reality and kept lying to himself that everything was fine. Looking up to the ceiling where he had put the 1 locket that his dead goldfish had given as a participation prize 1.111111 minutes ago, Alfred began walking backwards into a wall, spilling the carefully situated-on-the-platter tea all over the newly cremated carpet. Jo! Jo! said, " Hi Alfred!!!!!!" and placed a rotting apple underneath his most special friend's nose. Alfred cried in appreciation and subsequently sucker-punched JoJ!O in his ass. The door was broken through. "Everybody get down!.......to party!" The iCE CReaMies were here and there. "Oh boy!" Jo !!!Jie exclaimed.
Saving himself and his newborn baby, Jo!Jo! flung himself from the hammock in which he was currently residing, and was squashed up against the wall, held up by an invisible force. The OcE CrUmIes fled under the sudden attack and threw candy canes out the window, to the unsuspecting munchkins below, who greedily ate up the sweets to nourish their bodies with false food, so that their brains could continue working in tune with the ideas of the system; their thought continuing the shield their brains had created to protect them from society. They will forever live in a state of disenbodiment; believing in the lies and living in an illusion, foregoing reality in the falsehood of achieving fame and fortune if, and only if, they comply with the rules and be obedient for the rest of their lives. Jo! JOOOO! laughed cruelly at them, knowing full well he had control over every person and apple in the city. The fish had yet to be under his control, but he would fix that.
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Waiting for her mom after school that day, Marie sighed. It was cloudy, windy, and was soon, too, going to rain. She now glances at a couple of annoying girls passing her. It doesn't matter what grade they came from. They could be 2nd graders or in 11th grade or in college, but they were still annoying and nothing would change that. Abused by society and the annoyance produced, she sighed again. Her foot ached with the coming rain, and before that injury she had had serious back and neck pains, as well as in her knees, hands, fingers, and other joints from time to time. She began thinking about how she was still young, but yet lost her zest for life, and how she felt pains like an 82 year old woman. She wasn't that ancient yet. Why? Looking across the street, pass the passing cars that passed the leafs that passed the trees as they fell down, pass the solar panels, she found her answer. It came in the form of a small, brown paper bag inscribed with What. "What?" She said. "What?" Said a student nearby who had misheard her. "Oh I just said what." "What?" ".....What." "What?" "What!"
After that exchange, she flipped him off and began examining the bag. It was a new Gucci/Supreme collab model: Absolute Trash. Looking inside she found a fi ssss h. The fi ssss h squirmed around. She copied the ancient ritual. However, others around her thought she was having a spasm and took her to the nearest hospital. The bag was never seen again.
Upon waking from her squirming-induced coma, she surprised the nurses and her immediate family by rising up, and sprinting directly to the 7 eleven located just across the old pine tree. She finally saw the creature she most wanted to see in the entire world: J!OJ!O00:).
"Jooosisisjsjsojojojo!", she cried, then proceeding to cry. Jojo knelt down and asked her for her hand. She gave it to him. He gave her a handkerchief, not wanting her unsultry tears to fall on his newly bought aloha shirt. He placed her hand atop his head, and, without skipping a beat, he gave her a dish from Cracker Barrel: a roasted fi ssss h on a stainless gold platter. She died.
"One down, no more to go." Jo!Jo! Spat on the dead fi ssss h and looked up at the clouds. He knew it was only a matter of time before the fi ssss h took over, even if he did continue to hunt down their descendants. The city was plagued by this new virus, and only he could stop it. But too bad, so sad!
WRITER'S NOTE-TA: I haven't actually read JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but I have a friend who's really into it. Upon searching up "Jojo fish"after writing this, I saw that fish are apparently a thing in the JoJo multiverse? Possibly? If so that's fucking awesome I mean that photo with the fish shit fuckin blows my mind.
