Bmc oneshots, writing prompts, & headcanons

Candy store

Chloe Valentine stepped up towards me, Brooke and Jenna shuffled to follow. Of course I had managed to piss her off.
Again.
"Are we gonna have a problem?" She said, stepping even closer, "you got a bone to pick?!"
"Look im just saying-"
"You've come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch."
I backed away, actully getting kinda nervous, well wich wasnt actually that strange. She put her finger to my lips, making me tense even more.
"But.... I'm feeling nice. Here's some advice. Listen up, biotch!" Chloe yelled
Snapping her fingers, to tell Brooke and Jenna to back her up.

Like some cheesy musical, Brooke and Jenna yelled at the same
Time "I like!"
"Lookin' hot, Buying stuff they cannot" Chloe finished.
"I like!"
"Drinkin' hard, Maxin' Dad's credit card"
I tried to be more chill and stand up straight, While keeping a calm voice "ok I got the message guy-ys"
Obviously ignoring me, they continued.
"I like!"
"Skippin' gym Scaring her Screwing him"
"I like" chloe said calmer "killer clothes.."
And before I new it, I had been pushed onto the floor, bye three screaming bitches.
"KICKING NERDS IN THE NOSE!"

I grumbed and stode up, only to have Jenna grab, and spin, me, and Chloe rest her arms on my shoulder.
"If you lack the balls You can go play dolls Let your mommy fix you a snack" she said, pushing me to look at her and the others. "Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterback!"
Jenna and brooke then started walking towards me. Which ender with me- out of instinct- walking away backwards akwardly, like I was in a horror movie, which I practically am. They each grabbed one of my arms in a more playful manner, and Chloe walked forward.
"Honey, whatchu waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store It's time for you to prove You're not a loser anymore Then step into my candy store" they all said at once, the two girls at my side lunging me forawrds.
"Guys fall" they started, Chloe cutting them off.
"At your feet, pay the check. Help you cheat."
Then they all started again together
"All you have to do" they changed direction and pointed at someone, "all you have to do, say goodbye to shamoo."
They were pointing to my old friend (cough and crush cough) christen, she wasnt even the chuby, kids are mean.
Jenna noticing me freeze, started talking again, putting her arm around me. "Tht freaks-"
"Not your friend! I can tell in the end..." Chloe cut her off.
"If she" brooke said
"Had your shot, she would leave you to rot!" Jenna and chloe joined in.

I stode there, not exactly knowing what to do.
"Course if you don't care Fine! Go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on" Chloe said, doing a baby voice at the end.
"Chloe I just dont know..."
"forget the creep!" Chloe said, this time Jenna cutting her off
"And get in my jeep, Let's go tear up someone's lawn!"
"Honey, whatchu waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy anymore, Then step into my candy store!" They all yelled, cornering me.
"You can join the team" Chloe said
"Or you can bitch and moan" brooke and Jenna said together
"You can live the dream, Or you can die alone, You can fly with eagles"
"Or if you prefer" they all said at the end
" Keep on testing me chloe said, pointing again "And end up like her!"
I made my decision, just have to put it into place...

"Jeremy, look!
Jake invited me to his homecoming party. This proves he's been thinking about me!" Christen yelled, spinning, her skirt going everywhere in a cutsey way.
"Cool-ll Christen..?" I said, akwardly.
"I'm so happy!" Christen yelled, I felt so bad but, I had no other choice
While I wallowed in regret, the girls walked up behind me.
"Honey, whachu waiting fo—" Jenna started
"SHUT UP HEATHER for step inyo my can-dy-- store! Prove your not a lame ass any-more step into my candy store!" Chloe yelled, pushing Jenna behind her
"Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove You're not a lame ass anymore Then step into my candy store" they all said, smiling.

"I did it"
"I knew ya would come around."

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When random inspiration comes to u at 10 pm

Ahhgdhhdh

I really didnt wany to make jake and rich, ram and kurt, cause there rspist and Assholes, and rich and Jake r way better, but it make the most sense with Christian being Martha

Anyways thats all