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【Reveal】《SFM》 #1

Headcanons & AU

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AU: Alternate Universe;
CU: Canon Universe

#1

(AU) Elias is a top international spy who, to his chagrin, gets partnered up with the new guy, Jay, for an extremely important mission.

#2

(CU) Elias has an accident where he hits his head. His flat affect is reversed and Jay is freaking the fuck out because the Elias he loved is changed. He's smiling and making facial expressions normally and it's so weird.

Elias wakes up from a nap one afternoon to see Jay standing over him with a bat. He calms Jay down then calls Eran and Riley for advice and to get them to talk some sense into Jay.

Jay tries to put it in perspective for them. He asks Riley, "What would you do if Eran hit his head and suddenly was super sweet and mushy?"

And Riley's like "Oh, shit. I'd hit him in the head with a bat to hopefully reverse it. I'm sure he'd beat me up afterwards for hitting him, but it's worth it."

Jay says, "See?!"

And Elias is thinking, 'Okay. He's hopelessly insane.' He asks, "Eran, what would you do if Riley hit his head and stopped being all sweet and mushy?" thinking Eran is more logical.

And Eran says, "I don't care as long as he cooks dinner." But he's really thinking, 'Beat him up until he snaps out of it.'

So Elias hangs up and doesn't know what to do with Jay who is still like a zombie and wants the old Elias back. Jay says he can't handle it and he's going to stay at his parents for a while to calm down.

A couple of days later, Jay returns and tells Elias he'll try his best to get used to it.

And Elias expressionlessly says okay. And Jay is like, "Are you faking?"

Elias asks, "What?"

"I'm pregnant."

Elias gives a level 2 expression of 'WTF are you saying?'

And Jay yells, "You're back!!" and hugs him. "Now we can have sex again. Get naked."

They go to the doctor and confirm that Elias's flat affect has returned. The doctor expresses his condolences and Jay is like "This is fucking great." Meanwhile, Elias is just happy that Jay is happy again.