In which Corbyn messages the wrong number....
#4 in whydontwe
*EDITED*
(I changed the story a bit so if the comments don't match the plot then you'll understand)
kaylee yes? I'm about to get on the plane so hurry up
asshole You're blind to emotions I swear
kaylee I'm confused
asshole CORBYN LIKES YOU
asshole AND YOU LIKE CORBYN
kaylee
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asshole you can't avoid this topic
kaylee I have to go on my plane!
asshole your flight doesn't leave for another thirty minutes
kaylee
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asshole from the past week you've spent with us
asshole you and Corbyn act like a couple. You laugh, you giggle, you cuddle, he plays with your hair and you play with his, you two blush whenever you talk. You left with six of his hoodies too!
kaylee stalker
kaylee I'm being friendly and he's being friendly back!
asshole Do you play with your friends hair, cuddle, and blush?
kaylee . . . .
asshole You slap me when I touch your hair
kaylee Ok maybe you're right
asshole care to explain
kaylee I may or may not like Corbyn
asshole finally you admit it
kaylee that was very presumptuous of you to say
asshole wtf does that mean?
kaylee ?¿?
asshole If this is the punishment for calling you Kaylee for a week then I'm sorry
asshole Tell me what it means
kaylee Only if you do something for me
asshole Deal
kaylee buy Corbyn a new pair of the shoes you cut the tags off of