Wrong Number | Corbyn Besson✔

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Kayce
Corbynnn

Kayce
My family forgot me in the mall

Kayce
And they didn't notice 😖

Corby Worby
Did you text them

Kayce
Yes and now I need entertainment for 2 hours

Corby Worby
Where tf did you go? Narnia?

Kayce
We went to the doctors for Salem bc she needed her shots and we went to the mall while waiting and my parents went to go pick Salem up and forgot to text me and now I'm stranded

Kayce
If I die then it's their fault

Corby Worby
You are not going to die

Kayce
ok Mr. 'I didn't tell my super hot and amazing girlfriend I went into surgery and almost died'

Corby Worby
THAT WAS ONE TIME

Kayce
tHaT wAs OnE tImE

Corby Worby
stop mocking me 🤧

Kayce
boo fucking hoo

Corby Worby
Watch your language there are children present

Kayce
TELL ZACH I SAID HI AND THANK YOU FOR BLACKMAIL!

Corby Worby
ON WHO

Kayce
🤔🤔🤔

Corby Worby
SHHH KAYCEE YOURE EXPOSING ME

Kayce
SORRY

Kayce
WE SHOULD MAKE A TEA ACCOUNT AND GET FAMUS

Corby Worby
That little shit took my phone -_-

Corby Worby
YOU TWO ARE NOT MAKING A TEA ACCOUNT

Corby Worby
YOU'RE SPAM IS LIKE YOU TWO ATE CRACK

Kayce
You can eat crack?

Kayce
This guy tried to sell heroin to me once

Kayce
I hit him in the crotch and ran away

Corby Worby
Your spam got worse when you ate a bunch of edibles

Kayce
I was high in the sky

Corby Worby
You ran around the house with a nerf gun and fairy wand telling us to bow down and almost jumped off the fucking balcony

Kayce
THAT WAS ONE TIME

Corby Worby
tHaT wAs OnE tImE

Kayce
fuck you Corby Worby

Corby Worby
Did you really change my name to that?

Kayce
. . .

Kayce
I GOTTA GO WALK MY GOLDFISH

Corby Worby
Are you drunk? Or high again?

Kayce
I'm not drunk you idiot

Kayce
And I am not high

Kayce
And don't plan to be ever again

Corby Worby
What did you expect from eating brownies that my brother's friend's sister made?

Kayce
I DIDNT KNOW

Kayce
But looking back that was hilarious

Corby Worby
I-

Corby Worby
You're never getting high or drunk ever again

Kayce
Maybe not high

Kayce
But I'm a hilarious and entertaining drunk

Corby Worby
Kaycee-

Kayce
You're a wuss when you're drunk

Corby Worby
Shut it

Corby Worby
At least I didn't order six bouncy houses

Kayce
I was sober for that you dickwad

Corby Worby
tHaT hUrTeD mE

Kayce
sOrRy

Kayce
ily 💕💓💞🧡💛🖤

Corby Worby
Ily2 💕💞🖤🧡💓💛
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*edited 5/14/20