The year is 2008.
Hatsune Miku is a sixteen-year-old girl living in Japan. With perfect grades, perfect beauty, and all the friends a girl could ask for, life gets pretty bland. However, Miku's peacefully boring daily life is soon interrupted by a h...
"ああああああ!" Watashi screeched. "I'm late for gakuen desu!!!"
Mikuo sighed. "Mikuu-chan ur souch a baka. U need to wake up on tjme." he sighe. "If u do'nt u'll be a baka 4evr.
"Ur the 1 who waz watching me sleep!!!!¡1" watashi screeches. "Ur such a HENTAI!"
Watashi run out the door, my piece of toast flailing in my mouth. "Mikuo-kun is such a baka. And a hentai. I hate him!!! He's SOOO un-kawaii!!!"
"Ur rite," Meiko-sama says from behind me as watashi teleports to class. "Ur brotjers such a PERV. And hes uglu."
"Yeah lol mikuo is ugly we should kill him or smth lol" Red kaito says. Watashi thinks his name is Red Kaito bc he's kaito. But red. He says his name is akaito but hes just an edgy kaito so it doesnt matter
Len-kun and Rin-chan walk in. Gumi-chan is flllowing them with a weird look but sh3s a side character rn so it doesnt matter rn.
"Miku-chaaaaaannnnn!!!!" Rin-chan cries out. "Len and his ugly BAKA boyfriends are byllying me again!!!!"
"but im noy gay" len says "theyre just my bros theyre not ho's"
"shutup" rin-chan says. "Ur a ばか, Ren!! 》:("
"Rin-chan whats up with gumi" watashi asks "she looojs sad ig"
"Naruto broke up with her ans now she's sad" Rin-chan says. "Watashi told her to find a kawaii husbando but now shes saying she wants Sakura as her waifu and im scared Miku-cjan help 😓😓😓"
"K" Watashi says. "Gumi go do ur homework aand quit being a weeb. U cant marry sum 日本 tree u weeb"
"I dont wanna marry a tree u HO!!!" gumi sobbs "i ment THIS SAKURS!!!!"
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"Thats a man & hes hot" len sais
"Wait no wr0ng 1" gumi says "not tan man. This 1"
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"Shes ugly lol" meiko-sama says sipping a beer bc shes drunk.
