"oi, hullo, cunts. Me name's Oliver. God save the Queen," Oliver-kun said. He was blond and only had one eye because the other was bandaged.
"Only until January 5th--- uh, I mean, Big Chungus," lenkun said, faking a cough.* "so uh how'd you lose your eye?"
"Lost it in a duel with me bloody bird, James," Oliver-kun spat. "He was trying to steal me last scone at tea time."
"Oh that sucks. Did you know that if the Queen dies, Big Ben will FUCKIJG explode?" Len-kun asked.
"N-n-n-nande??" Gumi-chan screeched. "Big Ben-kun can't explode! B-besides, anata'll scare Olibaa-kun's poor British soul if kimi says things like sore-!"
"God save the Queen," Oliver-kun mumbled, looking traumatised.
"What's your favorite color, Oliver-kun?" Watashi ask.
"My favourite colour is royal blue," oliver-kun said, "because it's royal, and so is the Queen."
Len-kun sighed. "Buddy your gonna have a bad time on January 5th."
"gOD BLESS THE QUEEN, FUCK YOU AND YOUR BLOODY CHUNGUS YE FUCKIN TWAT"
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FanfictionThe year is 2008. Hatsune Miku is a sixteen-year-old girl living in Japan. With perfect grades, perfect beauty, and all the friends a girl could ask for, life gets pretty bland. However, Miku's peacefully boring daily life is soon interrupted by a h...
