The year is 2008.
Hatsune Miku is a sixteen-year-old girl living in Japan. With perfect grades, perfect beauty, and all the friends a girl could ask for, life gets pretty bland. However, Miku's peacefully boring daily life is soon interrupted by a h...
"Hewwo I'm Len-Kun and I wanna die. 😎" Len-kun said, introducing himseff to the class despite it being december
""...Watashi knows you. Hm." Gumi-chan hm'd a bunch and then squealrd. "Oh!! Anata's the yaoi guy at our gakuen!!!
"Where's MIku-chan?" Luka-sama asked. "I haven't seen her recently. She's missed our recent Jesus-hime worshiping meetings."
Watashi laughed, watching the others. Watashi was about to yeet them into The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
After all, Kaito-san wasn't at school, so it was fine. He wouldn't get hurt. =OwO=
Oh! Watashi forgot to say this, but watashi recieved an education recently. ALthoguh watashi still kinda can't spell. Whoooops. It's KK <3!
(actually watashi's just sad inside lololol)
"Nee miku-chan, what're u doing?" mikuo-kun asks me.
"plotting murder," watashi reply before pressing the big red button that was clearly labeled "don't press pls"/
boom
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" sweet ann screamed in english
"あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ!" gumichan screamed in nihongo
"ㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏ!" seeu and uni screamed in korean althogu they might not've been screaming. i dunno i dont speak korean
the school was smouldering beucase there were BOMBS. and now everyone was DEAD. so now i could have kaito-sama all to MYSELF.
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psst hey it's author-chan!! i need help
you see, miku-chan is actually holding me captive and depriving me of content for the ff. HOWEVER! you chan help out by sending me the last four digits of your parent/guardian's credit card, the 3 numbers on the back, and the expirtion date---
oh no she's coming!!! be careful nyall!!! OWO run!!!!
