I Hope It Kills Me (modern AU)

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     Keith was scowling over a glass of milk, Lance had come in earlier with that stupid smile on his face. Keith angrily drank his milk, already feeling the effects of the dairy in his stomach. Shiro walked into the kitchen, seeing his friend drinking a glass of milk. 

     "You okay, Keith?" Shiro raised his eyebrow at him and sat down. 

     "Lance and his fucking gorgeous- I mean STUPID! Lance and his STUPID face!!"Keith blushed and clutched his stomach in pain. 

     Shiro knew about Keith being lactose intolerant and he also noticed three empty cartons of milk. Just as Shiro was about to say something, Lance entered the room and flashed Keith a breathtaking smile. 

     "Hey, Keith. You wanna go out sometime?" Lance asked, his smile never faltering.  

     "I'd love to," Keith replied causing Lance's smile to grow as he ran out of the room. 

     Keith chugged another carton of milk and Shiro mentioned that Keith should cut down on the dairy. 

     "Well, if this doesn't kill me than Lance's smile and personality surely will. I damn hope this kills me, though," Keith mumbled the last part and Shiro stood up. 

     He patted Keith's back and left, enjoying the perfect day. 

So, apparently I published this one without it being finished? I didn't realize until now and I apologize. The whole thing is up now, thankfully. Enjoy!


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