First Glance Fiancé

Acid?

~Heeeeyyy y'all I decided I'm in the mood to write another chapter. Right now I'm listening to Sleeping with Sirens Cover of F**K You by Cee Lo Green. I'm in total love with this band and wish he was a couple years younger so it would be legal....*sigh* Oh well, I'll just keep my Sherlock Holmes then, with Batman as well, mmmmmm.......Anyway, THE TIME FOR STORYWRITING HAS BEGUN!! chee :3~

Chapter 3 or Three....or was it Two?

** Ashton's Pov**

Buttoning up my shirt, I made my way down the hallway. I was a little bit tired from last night hook up. I dont usually do the secretary type but hey, I think it's better to keep my options a bit more broad than most. And man, am I glad I did. I felt smirk grow on my face as I remember the night before.

During my daydreaming, I didn't notice one of the little maids opeing the door to the dining room. I also didnt know her walking towards. Until she rammed straight into my chest that is. All of the silverware she was carrying crashed down around her.

Landing with a slight "Oomph" I couldnt help but lightly chuckle at the sight of her. I saw her glare at me, then she realized who I was. But instead of blushing like what girl usually do, she turned her glare into a glower. Hmmmm.....

Leaning down, I gave her my best 'I want you' smile, holding my hand out for her to take. She ignored my hand, starting to get up. Dusting herself off, I checked her out quickly.

Most of her hair was tucked up into the cap, except a few curls of plain boring brown. A set of thick coke bottle glasses covered her face, not letting me get a clear of her eyes, only showing a little bit of green. She was tiny though, which was a plus. But her maid uniform didn't give me anything on her body. She had no tan whatsoever, definitely weird, especially in a place like California. All in all, not a drop dead beauty. But still bangable, so I decided to go for it anyway.

"Are you ok?" I asked her, giving her a fake concerned look.

"I didnt mean to hurt you" Then instead of the regular shyly looking down at her feet, she scoffed. Scoffed!? Was this girl on acid? No, she must have bumped into me too hard, that must be it. I gave her another award winning smile and held out my hand.

"So sorry about that, my name is Ashton Thomas, did you bump your head too hard when you bounced off me?"

"No"

"Do you need to see a doctor?"

"No"

"Are you on acid?"

"What the hell? No!"

"Oh"

Then how can she be immune to me? I know I'm hot, I hear girls talking about me, so how is this happening right now. Looking back at the girl, I could tell she was about 5 seconds from killing me. Time to back track.

"Ummmm....Sorry bout that, I didn't mean to offend you, it's just that..."

She lifted one of her eyebrows, "You're just surprised I'm not on the floor groveling at your feet telling you to take me now?"

"Yes?"

Her lips curled in disgust. Glowering at me, she was about to left out one of the most colorful words known to any sailor, when she noticed the pile of silverware lying in heaps around her. Her eyes widened in horror, lips making a perfect 'O'. "She does have perfect lips" I thought dimly, right before she let out an ear shattering

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

Falling to her knees, I watched her scramble around on the floor, grabbing the bin and dumping in the silver with great care.

"Now I have to polish them all over again, rubbing till it sparkles, just so that they can see them selves in the reflection while they eat...." She mumbled this to herself as she scrounged around. I started feeling slightly ticked off.

"Excuse me?"

She glanced up at me wearily, as if knowing I was about to have a tantrum. "Yes?" she asked hesitantly.

"Do you want to repeat that?"

"Repeat what?"

"What you just mumbled."

"I don't mumble!"

"Yeah you do"

"Don't"

"Do"

"Don't"

"Do"

"Don't!" she threw up her hands in frustration, I waited a couple of seconds, then...

"Do"

"ARGH!!" She screamed. Grabbing her bucket of silverware, she made as if to march back into the dining, before I quickly caught her arm. She still jerked it away from. I tried to give her a calming smile.

"Do you think you could take a quick break for me?" I murmured towards her, giving her a seductive look, but she just gave me a blank stare.

"Sorry, I've been ordered to not go into any types of sexual encounters with you" And with that she spun away from me and went into the dining room.

~YO SISSY!! YEAH YOU!!! I LOVE YOU!!! AND IF YOU DON'T SAY IT BACK I WILL STICK YOUR HO OF A DOG INTO THE TUBA!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!?!? And to everybody else, no I'm not incestuous, she just have extreme issues with showing affection, I'm so close to just paying her to hug me -_- Besides, I like guys too much to be lesbianish (No disrespect to anyone, I have multiple friends with different sexualities, and I don't mind it a bit)~