Wheatley of Oz

Chapter 2

Hey, after this, go read Wheatley's Return by DoodleGeek . You'll love it.

When he re-awakens, he feels odd.

"What happened?"

He pushes himself up and adjusts his glasses. Wait....

"Ah!"

He looks down at himself. Blue and silver suit, legs, arms, hands, glasses.

"Am I....human?"

He looks around and gasps. The spaceship had landed on... someone.

"Oh dear, are you, are you okay?" He asks.

The spaceship door whirs open.

"Hello?"

The door fully opens and....

"Spaaace! It's a spaceship!"

Now that Wheatley has two eyes he rolls them. He goes and picks up the little core and walks away from the ship.

"I don't think we're in space anymore..."

"Awww!"

Wheatley notices little humans coming out of the bushes.

"Is she...."

One small human goes and touches the lady's foot.

"She's dead!"

All the little humans rush up to Wheatley in excitement and begin thanking him.

"Thank you!"

"Oh thank you so much!"

"You're our hero!"

"Um, you're very welcome tiny humans! Um, who are you?"

"We're munchkins!"

"What."

"We're the munchkins! And we represent the lollipop guild!"

"The, lollipop guild?"

They all start singing and dancing with Spacecore following along.

"We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild,"

A blonde woman in a pink dress comes to him.

"Hello. Wheatley correct?"

"Yes! Am I... am I supposed to know you?"

"No, but I know you! But I wasn't aware you were also British."

"Oh, yes, I guess I am. Can you tell me how to get out of here? Back to earth or aperture or dare I eve say it, space?"

"Spaaaace!"

The woman nods. "Just follow the blue line to the Emerald city. There's where you'll meet, oh dear,"

"What? What is oh dear?" Wheatley asks.

A woman comes flying in on a broomstick. "Hello Wheatley."

Wheatley freezes. "GLADoS."

"Unfortunately, I'm not here for you. I'm here for those red slippers,"

The blonde lady waves her wand and takes the slippers off the dead lady.

"Oh you've got to be kidding me!"

Wheatley is now wearing the red slippers.

"Run Wheatley! Get to the Emerald City!"

Wheatley takes off running with Spacecore in his arms. He trips.

"Ow! How does anyone run in these bloody things?!?"

Hey you wanna know who drew the cover for this? DoodleGeek . Go read their story.