Youtube Love [✔]

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Real_pcy: Okay remember how I called you cute yesterday?

Baekhyunee_exo: Yes

Real_pcy: If you were a vegetable

Baekhyunee_exo: Oh my god...

Real_pcy: You'd be a cute-cumber.

Baekhyunee_exo: Nope

Reak_pcy: What?

Baekhyunee_exo: Sorry but I hate cucumbers, try again

Real_pcy: Are you made from Copper and Tellurium?

Because your CuTe

Baekhyunee_exo:  I'm made from Nitrogen, Oxygen Carbon, iodine and helium.

No chance in hell

Real_pcy: If you were words on a page youd be the fine print

Baekhyunee_exo: I like the bold, it's my personality

Real_pcy: If you were a potato youd be a sweet one

Baekhyunee_exo: I am a couch potato

Real_pcy: I have a question

Well two

Baekhyunee_exo: Okay shoot!

Real_pcy: 1) These aren't doing anything for you are they?

Baekhyunee_exo: Sorry but nope, I'm pretty sure you're taking these off google.

Real_pcy: So you're a coach potato huh?

Baekhyunee_exo: And proud

Real_pcy: Then you would know where there is a nearby bakery right?

Baekhyunee_exo: Yeah actually I do, but what does that have to do with me being a couch potato? Are you calling me fat?

Real_pcy: You know any really good bakeries around? Because I'd love to have a cutie pie like you

Baekhyun's jaw dropped at the trap he fell into. His cheeks burning a slight blush.

Baekhyunee_exo: Okay that got me

Real_pcy: FINALLY

Real_pcy: I mean yay!

Baekhyunee_exo: Haha but the other ones were funny too

I expect more in the future?

Real_pcy: Of course Baekkie I can do that!

Baekhyunee_exo: Oh and don't be afraid to hold them back, I'm expecting good ones now

Real_pcy: Alright Alright I can do that for ya

Baekhyunee_exo: Thank you!

Groaning as he sat up in bed Baekhyun pushed the comforter away and grinned at the sunlight stinging through the window. It was morning. It was 7am. And Baekhyun was wearing a smile, Because a cute YouTuber had sent him weird and stupid pick up lines first thing in the morning.

He walked onto the kitchen and greeted his shocked roommate, who was already filming a breakfast video.

"Do my eyes discieve me or is Byun Baekhyun actually awake, at 7 am in the morning?!"

Rolling his eyes with a smile on his face Baekhyun nodded and his hyung's shoulder, as he passed by in order to get to the fridge.

"I got awoken early by a couple meaningful text messages so excuse me for being happy in the morning" he sassed drinking a bottle of his favourite strawberry flavoured water.