1. so andre is going to watch over them....smh smithers would never
2. THEY MENTIONED LOVE SIMON
3. veronica is still betty's best friend after all the shit they've been through
4. varchie looks like a married couple i love it
5. archie trying to carry the bags is me trying to carry my emotional issues
6. "you wellfair baby"
7. oh shit cheryl just straight up told him
8. this truth or dare movie seems really stupid
9. lucy hale tho 😍😍
10. toni just walked in slaying like usual
11. cheryl just had a gay panic attack when toni was touching her arm
12. "this would be the twelth time this year" archie is stating facts
13. varchie just got here and their already fucking
14. "is that their response to everything? can't they have a conversation?" jughead is every Riverdale fan
15. everyone is slaying in this hot tub
16. veronica in a ponytail 😍😍
17. veronica and jughead are both agreeing to this
18. vughead kissed, dark betty is about to come
19. mIdNiGhT sUn
20. midnight sun sounds like everything, everything
21. not just saying that because bella throne is in it
22. does anyone watch dynasty? i've seen a couple episodes
23. "only you and archie haven't kissed." "fascinating. wait what?"
24. dark betty gO AWAY
25. they seriously are having sex wow
26. can't wait to see twitter rant about that
27. andre got caught, saw that coming
28. i almost forgot josie is telling kevin about the affair
29. josie's parents are divorcing
30. listen, sheriff keller and his wife aren't divorcing until i see what she looks like
31. archie probably thinks veronica kissing betty is hot, the sick fucker
32. JOSIE IS TELLING KEVIN
33. go off kevin!
34. varchie is a married couple this episode
35. fp and jughead are staying in the trailer homes because jug 'shamed' hiram nOPE TOO SUSPICIOUS
36. jug's eyes looks like he hasn't slept in forever
37. CAN'T WE HAVE ONE NORMAL FAMILY IN RIVERDALE
38. oh wait this is riverdale
39. kevin trying to make a core four of his own
40. "how did you two become friends anyway." THEY ALMOST WENT SKINNY DIPPING AND THAT'S HOW JASON'S BODY WAS FOUND
41. can Josie and kevin have a friendship please
42. fangs left we could have had a scene between kevin and him
43. choni hanging out
44. ok their playing monopoly and drinking wine
45. hiram bought the register
46. too many things are happening
47. "no i broke up with you because you didn't look like a guy" love simon is going to be golden
48. core four is fighting what's new
49. hiram hasn't done anything good veronica sweetie
50. "he paid my dad's medical bills!" archie you really are clueless
51. BURGLERS ARE HERE NOW WHAT THE FUCK
52. it's the guy from the store
53. called it
54. Archie look like he about to kill
55. of course there's a secret surcurity system
56. archie was about to kill
57. andre is still here, going to do something to the burgelers
58.
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59. josie and kevin are confronting their parents
60. cheryl and toni at pop's
61. cheryl will be me when watching love simon
62. cheryl deserves better
63. cheryl had a best friend but left because of fucking Penelope
64. great, another fucking weird conversation between hiram and archie
65. it's too dark in this scene i can barely see their scenes
66. "i got a really weird vibe from chic" doesn't everybody
67. homophobic Penelope is going to try to break up the friendship between toni and cheryl
68. chic is going to try to kill polly, calling it
69. hiram won't attempt to kill archie, right?
70. one last thing, if they give toni a backstory, can they make it to have her homophobic parents because i think it will be really interesting and can make her connect with cheryl
