RIVERDALE 216

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1. PROBLEMATIC SHIT TIME

2. chic is not a blossom

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4. HAL ISN'T HIS FATHER

5. alice is not telling who the father is

5. i forget the lodges and hal are technically working together

6. veronica might run for student body president

7. andy cohen just randomly appears, supporting the lodges

8. they better have paid him good

9. is archie trying to convince fred that Southside high turning into a prison is a good thing?

10. ok i understand archie took a blood oath but it's effecting literally everyone he knows

11. ethel just threw a milkshake at veronica for all the shit she's done

12. "i would have ripped her head off" well betty i know you try to hide your bitch but ethel literally lost everything because of hiram so ???

13. reggie is giving sass

14. veronica just straight punched her

15. ok i just want this stupid lodge storyline to be over, veronica keeps getting hate

16. cheryl is fucking scared

17. penelope you're planning on killing her and you're telling her not to be scared

18. "that factory is mine, I'm not dead yet" YES NANA ROSE

19. ok but the lodges

20. veronica and reggie are going against for student body president

21. can you believe ship that?

22. archie, betty shut up i hate you both

23. i would say jughead but he rarely talk unless hiram is involved

24. toni is becoming a river vixen

25. damn she got moves

26. betty, v, cheryl, josie, and toni are having a sleepover

27. jughead is going on hunger strike because of Pop's being bought

28. archie is saying Hiram is going to make Riverdale a better place

29. bitch he's making a high school into a prison

30. new rules vibe from this scene

31. cheryl telling about the creepy stuff

32. cheryl and toni are staying up together

33. THEY ALMOST KISSED

34. nana rose got pushed down the stairs

35. OF COURSE YOUR UNCLE AND MOM DID IT CHERYL

36. i stg if Cheryl is the death this season

37. bc it's none of the core four and the parents

38. my head hurts this is too much (we're not even halfway)

39. mary andrews is back

40. archie you know nothing about these fuckin lodges

41. veronica

42. where is that jughead that gave no fucks if southside would burn

43. oh i forget this was just wrapped with the lodge storyline

44. chic and kevin are hanging out

45. "how do you two know each other" betty you made Kevin catfish him

46. you just said he was a stranger and now he's your brother

47. betty is seriously out here acting like she's badass by threatening her brother. girl you have a problem

48. "i never miss an episode of watch what happens live" ANOTHER THING JOSIE AND KEVIN CAN TALK ABOUT

49. the southside high is being taken down

50. why tf did betty put a lit lighter next to him

51. (talking about Clifford, sugar man, and black hood) "their dead" BITCH ARE YOU THREATENING TO KILL WHATEVER YOU THINK CHIC IS TOO YOU

52. betty out here wondering why jughead didn't call her about the protest

53. betty is helping v so no shit jughead doesn't want help

54. ethel just handed out papers spilling all of the lodges secrets

55. JOSIE HELPED HER

56. ok but hiram deserves this, not veronica

57. b & v are fighting for the millionth time?

58. aw v doesn't want to be known as the daughter of criminals

59. alice found about bughead fucking and her fucking costume bc of chic

60. archie thinks people are scared of what hiram wants

61. HE'S MAKING IT WORSE ARCHIE I SERIOUSLY WANT TO SLAP YOU

62. mary called him out because she's done with archie's shit

63. lowkey want fred and mary together again

64. camila mendes better move on to better works after riverdale is over (just a random thought)

65. alice wondering about if she's being safe with jughead

66. fp and alice use to fuck in the past

67. alice says he isn't the father but most likely is

68. penelope put some weird shit in nana's food

69. chic is scared of betty (same but she still isn't shit)

70. cheryl is saying the truth but penelope is saying she's mad

71. Penelope  bringing her to sisters of quiet mercy

72. archie is going to stop the protest

73. People here recording what archie is doing

74. jughead and archie fighting for the millionth time

75. can you believe jarchie's first fight was about archie's pedophilia relationship? look how far we come1!1!1! 😍😍😍

76. jughead is thinking Riverdale high will be demolished

77. now jughead is running for student body president woah

78. Betty is afraid of chic so she's asking to stay with jughead

79. FRED IS BACK TO RUNNING FOR MAYOR

80. toni came to see cheryl but Penelope says she's not here

81. boarding school in Switzerland my ass

82. cheryl's fucking afraid

83. their putting a huge ass needle in her arm so she could sleep

84. trailer: cheryl in the mental hospital, toni knowing what the blossoms actually are doing to cheryl, nana rose crawling on the floor, the police found the body fp, alice, jughead, and betty hid

85. the episode will be shit

86. but I'll still be back

87. also Cheryl blossom deserves better

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