2. *clears throat* sorry i mean it's riverdale time!
3. this jughead and hiram stuff is literally the least of my worries
4. THEY MENTIONED SAVED BY THE BELL
5. their really going to blackmail chic
6. kevin's fucking uncomfortable yet betty is forcing him
7. they want fred andrews for mayor??? the only thing i agree about with the lodge family
8. cheryl time!
9. clifford the big red dog left a will??? where's the money???
10. wait they don't have money?
11. this family has been going for generations but they don't have money
12. hal wants a divorce, thought it was going to be alice first
13. "i should be the one divorcing you" true
14. varchie is just trying to be a normal couple but veronica's parents have to get in the way
15. archie told jug about hiram buying pop's blah blah
16. this season is going to end with someone dying and hiram going back to jail isn't it?
17. alice suggesting that jug should talk to pop
18. POLLY'S BACK
19. has polly said their names yet? if so, why is alice is ok with it?
20. of course hal tells about the will to the only child who doesn't about chic
21. CHONI HANGING OUT
22. penelope the homophobe go away
23. ok but if this wasn't riverdale, fred would be a great mayor
24. nana blossom just moved her hand away from Penelope
25. alice vs. penelope
26. "well this is great" same toni
27. pop is such a bean
28. cheryl currently:
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29. hOLY FUCK CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS AT HIS FUNERAL
30. I KNEW HE WASN'T DEAD
31. CHERYL JUST PASSED OUT
32. we're not even half way done with this episode oml
33. CHERYL'S FUCKING PANICING
34. wait it's his twin..claudio?
35. claudio was almost killed by clifford
36. chic is being creepy about the blood test and the money...
37. veronica just wants a normal relationship
38. when is hermione divorcing Hiram?
39. kevin and betty are blackmailing
40. chic saw kevin talking to someone
41. mayor mcoy trying to convince fred not running for mayor
42. chic getting angry about alice not driving him to work
43. you're like, twenty five? get your own ride
44. these babies are adorable
45. veronica taking one for her man
46. too much stuff is happening this episode
47. so fp was working with hiram
48. jug is going to talk to a random stranger
49: commercial time!
50: it's still commercials but... alice: hal is such an asshole isn't he?
one of the babies: *makes a noise*
alice: i know! i should just throw a brick at him again
51. "do you know what he would do to you?" in mobster movies, wouldn't they kill him?
52. fred announced he's running for mayor
53. he's so happy
54. "wasn't it just better when it was me, you, and polly?" POLLY IS THE BEST COOPER WTF
55. jug meeting the stranger who is... SMITHERS?!
56. i'm shocked but he has worked with hiram
57. oh his name is claudius?
58. he just said he met lesbos while on an island and toni almost just choked on
59. polly and betty talking about chic being creepy #sistergoals
60. is this the episode where we find out chic's father
61. because let's be honest it isn't hal
62. "riverdale will be the safest town!" hiram i think that's a different riverdale
63. i feel whenever a bad thing happens in riverdale, more events just keep happening but they mention them faster
64. polly is going to san francisco
65.
66. he just straight up cut polly out of the picture
67. their turning southside high into a prison
68. and their making so dale houses for the prisoners
69. archie you are not following your father??
70. me @ archie
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71. Hermione is running for president
72. nana and cheryl must be put in order??
73. cheryl's fucking scared
74. "you're not who you are" BECAUSE HE'S NOT A COOPER HE'S A SMITH OR WHATEVER ALICE'S LAST NAME IS
75. is hiram making archie cut his hand
76. IT 2017 IS SHAKING
77. wait what did he put in the fire
78.
79. trailer: cheryl's scared being in her house, veronica is being tortured for what her parents are doing, dark betty most likely is coming for chic, chic says he's scared of betty, and veronica punches reggie
80. can't we go back to when archie was troy bolton, veronica was a sassy rich girl, betty had a semi normal family, jughead was loner boy, and cheryl was a mean rich girl?
