I AINT NO SINGLE PRINGLE!

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Purple: GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else: WHAT?!

Purple: IM NO LONGER SINGLE!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 💜 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Vincent: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN SAY "💜"?!

Chica: WHO IS THE LUCKY PERSON?!?!

Purple: Well.... I don't have their permission to tell u guys so ima just tell u our ship name

Toy chica: TELL USSSSSSSSS!!!

Purple: Ok Ok. Our ship name is jasey

Toy chica and chica: MY NEW OTP IS JASEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Markiplier: Congrats!!!

Jacksepticeye: Good job! *jumps on marks back*

Markiplier: THE FUCK JACK?!

Purple: SEPTIPLIER AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes a million photos*

Foxy: Ay lass, bet ye love them very much

Purple: DID U JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!

Foxy: Uh, yo ho no?

Purple: AINT NO RHYME GETTING U OUT OF THIS! *chases foxy*

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