NOT FUCKING THIS!!!!

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Purple: *alarm goes off at 5am* NO! *Slaps alarm clock*

Chica: Purple! Purple! Purple! Get upppppppppppppp!!!!!!

Purple: NO! *slaps chica*

Vincent: Purple! Get the fuck up!

Purple: FUCK NO! *slaps Vincent*

Alarm clock: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Purple: *jumps out of bed and grabs alarm clock* NOT! FUCKING! THIS!!!!! *throws alarm clock down*

Everyone else: *backs away slowly*

Purple: NOW I WANT PEACE AND QUITE! *flops on bed*

Chica: *drags purple out of bed*

Purple: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!😒😲😵😲😵😨😨😨😥😥😥😥😒😞😞😞😞😒😲😞😒😵😞😲😒😞😔😔😔😖😖😖😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Sans: Heck... Kiddo I mean I'm lazy but you need to get up and go to school

Purple: SHUT UP SANS!!!!!

Papyrus: Get up human!

Purple: *throws knife next to pappy's head* NO!

Sans: quit being a lazy bones

Purple: *jumps up at the speed of light and tackles sans* IMA KILL YOU!!!!!!!

Sans: OH SH- PAPYRUS! HELP!

Papyrus: Nope! You told a pun so take the punishment

Sans: *stifles laughter* oh god. Pappy I'm so proud!

Papyrus: What?

Sans: Punishment!

Papyrus: *trrriiiiigggggeeeeerrrreeeddddddd!!!!!!!!*

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