Jeff: I FINALY KILLED JANE!!!!! *Holds up Jane's decapitated head*
Alex: But da love story!!!!!!!! *throws arms in air*
BEN: It was a better love story than twilight still *shrugs*
Alex: Your a better love story than twilight! *Pokes BEN's chest*
BEN: Oh~ Feisty aren't we? *smirks*
Alex: Uh- wha- The fuck?! Oh.... Wait... Shit! *realizes what they said*
BEN: Why don't we go to my room and-
Alex: NO!!!!!!! *Pushes BEN to the floor and runs off*
BEN: *gets up* I was gonna say play some video games
Alex: GO DROWN AGAIN OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff: Am I still here... Or...?
BEN: Jeff.... Go fuck Jane's dead body
Jeff: No thanks, I'll leave that to you
Alex: WHY DO I HANG OUT WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!?
BEN: That's what we've all been asking
Alex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
BEN: Ok... Ignoring that. Alex, if you were a killer what would your quote be?
Alex: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Most likely
"I'll make you wish you were never born" Then I would capture them and torture them to death!
BEN: You need serious mental help
Alex: Can I go grab map?
BEN: Why?
Alex: SO YOU CAN SHOW ME WHERE THE FUCK I ASKED!!!!!!!!!!
BEN: I'm running from this psycho girl now *runs*
Alex: Girl??? Did you just.... Call.... Me..... A...... GIRL?!?!
Jeff: Oh shit... Might wanna run BEN
BEN: IM ALREADY RUNNING JEFF THE ASSHOLE!!!!!
Alex: *Chases BEN with a titanium knife* GET BACK HERE!!!!!
SoraWinter: .... Ima just sit back an watch this *sits in a beanbag and eats popcorn*
Jeff: Same *does the same*
SoraWinter: *Drops popcorn and the words 'waisted' appear in the air* awww
Jeff: Hehe.... You dropped your popcorn!
SoraWinter: WHAT?!
Jeff: Sorry! *words 'forever a jeff' appear next to Jeff's head*
SoraWinter: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Jeff: What?
SoraWinter: FOREVER A JEFF!!!!!!!!!! *Laughs ass off*
Jeff: Welp.... Bye! Comment or something!
Alex: *stops chasing BEN* If you get that reference you are my new best friend/friends!!! My current ones are waffles, cheesecake, knives, fanfic, my radio, books, the forest, and my nightmare foxy plushie. Also, you can never replace them!!!! But... You'll be added to best friend list
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HumorI CAPTURED THE CREEPYPASTA AND OTHER THINGS AND TRAPPED THEM IN A 'ROOM' AND IM GONNA MAKE EM DO WEIRD SHIT!!!!!
