The story starts off with this random kid beating the Wall Of Flesh. "Huh, I beat it! Wait, what did it drop?" The boy snatched the yellow hammer and swung it with excitement. "Whoa, that is cool!" Then the boy teleported back home with his Magic Mirror. He decided to explore the Crimson, and he went underground. "Maybe I could break these Crimson Altars..." He decided to smash THE LIVING CRAP out of the Crimson Altars, and while blood splattered all over him, he wiped the blood off and then he saw something blue in the corner of his eyes. "What is that?" He went to see the blue stuff. He mined the blue thing and he got something.
"What the holy Moon Lord is this?" Before he answered himself, a giant Ichor Sticker broke his leg. He teleported back again and went to the nurse so she can heal him. "It costs 10 silver coins in order for me to heal you." After that, the boy went back to smash the Crimson Altars again. After he smashed one, some blood splattered on him again from him smashing the fleshy eyeballs. "Yay, blood-" He stopped himself when he saw something pink right below him. He mined it since he is a curious little idiot. He teleported back because he can't do that crap enough. Anyways, he stored the pink and blue things in his stupidly small chest because logic sucks. He went away to explore when he came across a biome that looks like a real life fairy tale. When the boy saw unicorns, he wondered how this thing exists. "Unicorns? What is this?" Then the unicorns charged at him! "Baby Eater of Souls, I choose you!" He summoned the ugly thing and all it did was be torn apart by killer unicorns.
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The War of the Moon Lord
HumorHello, this is about Terraria. if you have not played Terraria, you have not lived a life. Warning - this story contains very stupid humor, cringe chapters,and violence. Can't forget violence. Fun note: I don't know the attacks of the Lunatic Cultis...
