The only thing he didn't shove in his chest is the head attached to the chain. He decided to test it out because reasons. He swung it or whatever and noticed bubbles came out. "Neat." He said. He swung it at a zombie and (re) killed it in one hit. "Wow. Ok." He said. He swung it at the Lunatic Cultist because he is the most retarted person I've ever made in a story. The flail of whatever didn't kill it in one hit. Instead, the Lunatic Cultist killed him in one hit. He respawned. "Shit!" He yelled. "HEY! YOU CAN'T SWEAR!" I heard somebody shout. "I DON'T CARE!" He shouted back. He went back to see that the sky was black. "But it's 11 a.m!" The boy said. "Oh wait." He JUST NOW noticed that he is dealing with a Solar Eclipse.
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The War of the Moon Lord
HumorHello, this is about Terraria. if you have not played Terraria, you have not lived a life. Warning - this story contains very stupid humor, cringe chapters,and violence. Can't forget violence. Fun note: I don't know the attacks of the Lunatic Cultis...
