The War of the Moon Lord

Chapter 9

The boy swung his Terra Blade with excitement. "Just like that hammer I got from defeating the Wall Of Flesh!" He said cheerfully. "Stabby stabby." He said while killing a rabbit. He was walking around when he went to his mushroom biome when he found a blue worm that had 666% bait power. He got his net ready and swung it. "Nice!" He said excitedly. He went to his home,put the worm in a container, and went to the jungle to find the thing temple. He traveled through, grabbed loot from the chests, and went to the biggest area in the temple. "That altar..." He walked toward the altar and put one of the power cells into the altar. Then all of a sudden, a giant thing golem spawned! 8killed it in one hit with hacks, though. It dropped a brown pickaxe and a hatchet. He picked up the pickaxe and tested it by mining the thing bricks. It actually broke the bricks! "Wow." He said. He picked up the hatchet and behind the hatchet were Greater Healing Potions. He threw the hatchet because he thought it was too SMALL for it to be a melee weapon. The hatchet was a boomerang, though. When he threw it, he still had the hatchet in his hand. He threw the other hatchet. Two hatchets were coming back to him. He caught both and for some reason, the two hatchets became one. He teleported back home to test the hatchet with an enemy, but he is so bad at throwing he threw in wrong direction. To his surprise, the hatchet homed onto the enemy and killed it! Shocked, the boy caught his hatchet and continued with his stupid journey.