The War of the Moon Lord

Chapter 5

For a quick recap, dullhouse joined the boy's game while Skeletron Prime was fighting the boy and dullhouse. "I hate you." The boy said. "I hate me too." dullhouse said.

"Why?"

"Because I said so." "NO." The boy said.  He wanted to go back to defeat the skull, but before he can do that, dullhouse killed it. "Oh, cool-" When all of a sudden, dullhouse threw the Hallowed Bars and Souls of Fright at him. "OW." He said as he looked at dullhouse angrily. "Wait, are you going to be helping me while I take this stupid adventure?" He asked. "Yes." dullhouse said. "Then I hate you." Then dullhouse left the game. "Yes!" The boy did a whoop of excitement. All of the sudden, a giant slime of DEATH attacked him! "Oh no!" He cried, but the DEATH slime did 1 damage to him. "It wasn't very effective..." The boy mumbled. He got his broken copper shortsword and killed it in 420 hits. Then dullhouse joined the game. "Oh hi." dullhouse said. "Please no."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes." Then the boy stabbed dullhouse in the stomach with his Excalibur. Then dullhouse left as her guts were literally falling out. "Yay." He said in a incredibly depressed voice because he IS incredibly depressed. He started killing more slimes when he realized that it is going to be a terrible night. Then, a Falling Star hit him. "OW FREAK-" Then The Twin Towers have awoken! (Just kidding, the boss was two giant floating eyeballs.) "Eye Of Cthulu times two," He said as he realized he was wrong because one of the two started shooting green flames of DEATH! He dodged the attack, though. He started swinging his sword really fast but that didn't do anything because of reasons. He then got his Megashark that he crafted that I didn't tell you guys about because I am a freaking weirdo. He started shooting when the red eye (the other green) flesh ripped off and then the boy found out that the red eye was hiding a mechanical laser beam the whole time. The green eye also did the same thing as the red eye did, but instead, it hid a giant mechanical mouth with a flamethrower cannon thing? (I don't know.) The red one started shooting lasers, and the green one was shooting green flames out of the cannon, and then the boy realized he should start running. It was midnight as he realized he was now 11. He didn't care about this at all as he started getting REAL serious and shooting with his Megashark.