"Wait, WHAT?" The unicorns were eating the poor thing! "Okay, I am done, like holy Moon Lord, that is disgusting!" He cringed because that's what everyone does when a killer unicorn is eating your Pokemon- I mean pet. He went to that edgy biome called The Crimson and decided to kill frogs with some physical problems. The frog (thing) dropped something bloody that looks like a key. "Eww, that thing was pregnant?!" Anyways, he picked up the key. He teleported back home and used his trusty laptop to look things up about the key because who doesn't like to break the fourth wall?
He looked the thing up and it says it can be used to unlock a special chest when you beat a giant killer plant. "Well yay-" When all of a sudden he felt a quaking from under the ground. "Wait, what?" Then all of a sudden, a giant mechanical mutated worm bit his leg off."OOWWWW!" He screamed in pain and agony as he pulled out his Night's Edge from his tiny pocket because Terraria doesn't make sense. He started hitting the thing while he drank a Healing Potion. He was making dents in the metal, but he didn't really get farther. The worm released Probes out of his body in order to do more damage. And blood.
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The War of the Moon Lord
HumorHello, this is about Terraria. if you have not played Terraria, you have not lived a life. Warning - this story contains very stupid humor, cringe chapters,and violence. Can't forget violence. Fun note: I don't know the attacks of the Lunatic Cultis...
