The boy felt a tug so strong he fell into the salty water. Because of him, the water is saltier. Anyways, when he saw what was in the water, he freaked out as he saw a huge blueish-green fish pig dragon thingy? He swam as fast as he could to the surface, and when he did, he turned around to see the thingy thing of thingness breathing in his face. "Oh no." He said. The thingy was also on the ground, flopping. It died and dropped a book and its own head attached to a chain! It also dropped... Lesser Healing Potions. "O RLY??????????" He screamed. He picked up the things, teleported back home, and shoved the things in his chest.
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The War of the Moon Lord
UmorismoHello, this is about Terraria. if you have not played Terraria, you have not lived a life. Warning - this story contains very stupid humor, cringe chapters,and violence. Can't forget violence. Fun note: I don't know the attacks of the Lunatic Cultis...