Chapter 35

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A few days later

Marshall was asked to be on the Late Night Show with David Letterman, he was told it was going to be a comedy part of the show and Marshall being Marshall I knew it would be perfect for him. He's so funny I've been telling him for years that if ever his rap career fades he could always be a comedian.

I stayed home with Ava due to the fact that it was during the week and she had school but Marshall went and I stayed up to watch it.

I was excited to see what it was going to be and what he would be doing Marshall was known for going to the extremes and being funny. I sat in bed and watched,

"The category for tonight's top ten Eminem pieces of advice for the kids, Eminem knows a great deal about life has a bunch of success who would know more about pieces of advice for kids then Eminem, and now to present tonights top ten list please welcome rapper, producer and actor Eminem." Marshall walked out on stage and everyone applauded,

"Alright here we go Eminem pieces of advice for the kids number ten,"

"Keep it real." Marshall answered

"That's right keep it real." The host responded laughing "Number nine"

"No one's ever regretted a tattoo" Marshall answered everyone laughed. Marshall had this straight face the entire time which only made it funnier.

"Number eight" The host continues,

"With Foreign markets volatile now's a good time to invest in bonds." Marshall answers

"I think he's right, number seven" He continued

"Go see 'Toy story 3' the toys are back in town." Marshall said and everyone in the studio audience laughs, still not even a smirk left his face.

"Number six"

"Always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalties to the artists" Marshall answered and everyone clapped,

"Number five" The host continued listing off.

"Don't get mixed up with drugs, gangs, or oil executives."

"Number four"

"Remember the magic words: Please, thank you, and step off bitch." Everyone laughed as Marshall still kept a straight face the host kept looking at him with a 'I don't know about that one' face.

"Number three"

"Money doesn't buy happiness it buys crazy ass happiness" Everyone laughed and clapped.

"Number two"

"If I sign something for you and I see it on eBay when you go home, I'm gonna be under your bed."

"And the number one Eminem piece of advice for the kids"

"Don't waste your time watching this show" Marshall answered with a straight face before walking off stage.

His part was done and I thought it went really good, Marshall flew off to do another show airing tomorrow he was doing Jimmy Kimmel Live and all he could tell me it that it would be a comedy.

I was excited to see it but I was more excited to have my husband back I missed him so much when he was away doing work I know he has to keep up appearances and it's something I still have to get used too, I was used to Marshall Mathers not Eminem or Slim Shady.

Next week Marshall and I have a interview together and we are finally going to release the news of my pregnancy so I don't have to try to hide it anymore, my baby bump was getting too big to hide under clothing anymore so we agreed to do a interview about it and release the news but not give too much away about how far along I am.

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