The Egos as Things my Friends have Said

20 1 0
                                    

Anti: He stabbed the gingerbread house with a kitchen knife

Dr. Schneep: Don't get a boyfriend unless you have a PhD

Jackaboy Man: If a tree has bark, and dogs bark, does that mean a dog is a tree?

Chase Brody: Neuf dix? MORE LIKE NERF THIS!

Marvin: And presto! I failed the test.

JJ: *holds up note saying 'Help'*

Robbie: I can't English today

Dark: I don't think that sounds like a date

Wilford: I have lost all of my sanity

Jims: sCREEEEEEE-

*bonus*
Damien: You're a precious cinnamon roll

Celine: Don't worry guys, I know how to start a ritual

William: Why would I be the murderer?

Abe: Well you JUST said your plan on how to get rid of the body and your getaway

Butler: I think I got high on soda

I Have No IdeaWhere stories live. Discover now