Anti: He stabbed the gingerbread house with a kitchen knife
Dr. Schneep: Don't get a boyfriend unless you have a PhD
Jackaboy Man: If a tree has bark, and dogs bark, does that mean a dog is a tree?
Chase Brody: Neuf dix? MORE LIKE NERF THIS!
Marvin: And presto! I failed the test.
JJ: *holds up note saying 'Help'*
Robbie: I can't English today
Dark: I don't think that sounds like a date
Wilford: I have lost all of my sanity
Jims: sCREEEEEEE-
*bonus*
Damien: You're a precious cinnamon rollCeline: Don't worry guys, I know how to start a ritual
William: Why would I be the murderer?
Abe: Well you JUST said your plan on how to get rid of the body and your getaway
Butler: I think I got high on soda
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