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LUCAS'S ANGELS 😤🍒 + nick

hoe4lucas
aiGht laid ease it's lucas'
day of birth and we're going to the store
so be ready in ten minutes

biBITCH
why

hoe4lucas
BC MY BBY BOY IS TURNING 18
HE DESERVES THE FUCKING WORLD OKAY

biBITCH
doNT YELL AT ME
smh i was gonna help anyways

hoe4lucas
thanks cam ily💘💕💖😤

dickolas
why am i here?

hoe4lucas
bc you're my brother and
idk how to drive the tesla
so you're gonna drive us
ALSO i'm broke

dickolas
i knew it

biBITCH
we been knew you're broke

amyMETH
oooh im excited
i love party planning

hoe4lucas
AMYBETH ILY WTF
you're my favourite
💘💕💝💖💓💗

amyMETH
how are we going to do this
if lucas is around

hoe4lucas
it's 8
he's still sleeping

dickolas
ARE YOU SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED
DID I BLOW UP THAT
AIR MATTRESS FOR NOTHING

hoe4lucas
yup

dickolas
smh i'm the car
y'all better get here in two seconds or
imma skrt out of here without y'all

biBITCH
sis im doing my brows

dickolas
do them on the ride there

biBITCH
with your swervey ass driving
i think tf not you trick ass bitch

amyMETH
cam you look good without
any makeup all the time

biBITCH
you look good all the time too @ames
okay fine i'm coming down now bitch @ nick

hoe4lucas
i love girlfriends

biBITCH
girl if you don't

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[AT THE STORE]

amyMETH
what colour balloons do you want
bc they only have like four colours

hoe4lucas
gold?

amyMETH
okay i got everything on my list

dickolas
what the fuck
i'm still looking for my first thing

hoe4lucas
we've been here for almost an hour

biBITCH
it's bc you can't read

hoe4lucas
GUYS FOCUS PLEASE
it's my bby boys birthday
& everything has to be perfect

biBITCH
bet.
if it was just you and him
cuddling he'd be fine with it

dickolas
uM NO CUDDLING
CUDDLING CAN LEAD TO INTERCOURSE
OR SLEEP! YALL BARELY SLEEP
SO NO

hoe4lucas
oh nick
sweet big brother nick
i love you

dickolas

there will be no fucking in
my christian household ya hear me

hoe4lucas
🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

biBITCH
yes BESTFRIEND
GET YOU SOME DICK

amyMETH
stay safe wife

hoe4lucas

dickolas
STOP ENCOURAGING HER

hoe4lucas
wEll if ya got the shit on your list
maybe i will follow your rules

dickolas
I CANT FIND THE STUPID CUPS

biBITCH
oh sweaty
looks like ya christian household
isn't so holy

hoe4lucas
jk jk im still a lil virgin bitch

dickolas
you gave me a heart attack
i hate you

hoe4lucas
xoxo

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[420 words]

i watched love simon for the second time. WIG!
(please go watch it, it's adorable)
+
nick robinson's new photo shoot pics. WIG!