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Exposition, The Story: Male Umbreon X Female Espeon

A/N: ShaunaClubbs, this one goes out to you. Hope this isn't too crappy. Edit: Sorry, I had to reupload this because it wouldn't save my progress.

Male Umbreon X Female Espeon

Selena was walking through the Eterna Forest of the Sinnoh region, doing her morning rounds, when she sensed a strange dark presence around her. "Gotcha!" The back-clad assailant yelled. "Ahh! An Umbreon! Get away!" Selena screamed. "Relax, ok? I'm not going to hurt you." The unnamed stalker announced. "You're... not?" "No! I just wanted to say hey and surprise you. Not all of us Umbreon, or most of us, really, live up to the stereotype. You really listen to that crap? Geez, dude. Don't judge a book by its cover." "Sorry. My mother's not too keen on your kind. What's your name? I'm Selena." The psychic cat Pokèmon confided. "No problem. Name's Andy, Andy Fireheart. Nice to meet you." Andy replied. "Nice to meet you too. Um, wanna hang out at my place? My mom would probably be wary of you, but I think she'll warm up to you." Selena offered. "Sure. And did you say you still live with your parents? Girl, you have no idea how liberating it is to live alone. No rules, you can eat whatever you want, and best of all, no filters." Andy said. "No filters? Whatcha mean?" Inquired Selena. "You know, no "Andy, that's not how you talk to your elders!", or "Is that really how you should act around your siblings?" It's so annoying to have to constantly monitor your personality when all you want to be is yourself." Andy ranted. "That's deep. Anyway, I want to get to know you. My mom won't let me talk with a boy for 10 seconds without saying "Stop flirting!" or "Really trying to keep all of the boys to yourself?" It's so annoying." Selena replied. "You see? That's what I'm talking about! I left my den to live my own life, dangerous and fulfilling. Now, onto the questions." Andy stated.
"Favourite food?"
"Definitely fresh Rattata."
"Favourite berry?"
"Honestly, I love me a good Sitrus Berry."
"Favourite colour?"
"I've always loved green."
"How's the family?"
"Living fine. A little lonely without me, but they manage."
"And your family consists of?"
"Mom's a Flareon, Dad's a feisty Jolteon." Two sisters and a brother, all unevolved."
As they walked towards the cave, Selena and Andy kept on chatting, and the author didn't want to script it all, so let's have a jump cut, shall we?

"So this is your place, huh? Looks cool." Andy complimented. "Thank you! Make yourself at home." "So, who's this boy you have with you? I hear a boy~" A voice called out, the last few words in a singsong tone. "Oh, he's just an Umbreon I met a while ago." Selena replied. "An Umbreon?! Now, now, I told you never to bring a bad boy home." Selena's mother reminded. "Ugh, Mom! He's not a bad boy! He's a really nice, cute boy! Get off my case!" Selena retorted. "Alright, I'll take your word for it." Selena's mother said. "Cute?" Andy pondered aloud. "Yeah." Selena said, blushing. They walked into the small, dungeon-like cave, with torches lining the room, and moss covering the floor. For the most part, it didn't even look like a cave with how well it was kept. It was like a stone house with no walls. Big, roomy, cool, and clean. They then saw Selena's mother, a Sylveon, standing there with a wet washcloth that she had found in the middle of the forest. "Hey, guys, just finishing cleaning up the dinner spot!" She said. "Wow, that's a lot of sparkles." Andy said. "Eh, it comes with being a fairy type. Now, what's your name, precious?" "Andy Fireheart, Miss..." "Ambrosia. Carla Ambrosia. Now, Andy, tell me about yourself." (One self explanation later) "Well, you seem like a charming young man~" Selena's mother cooed. "Uh, thanks. Anyway, mind if I stay with Selena? I want to talk to her in private." Andy said, shooting his friend a glare. "And why is that, sugar?" Selena's mom asked. "Because, ma'am, some people like being alone with their friends, duh!" Andy snapped. "Well, ok. Just don't go saying anything behind my back. There's a rock back there you can move to reveal a secret passageway. My, my, so bold." Selena's mother kindly confided, the last few words under her breath. "Thank you, ma'am." Andy said. "No problem. Now, scurry on. You two have a hangout to go to. I'll go and fetch us some dinner." (Later, in the secret room...) "So, what's with your mom? Why is she so suspicious of me? Why does this stupid "Umbreon are bad stereotype" exist? And why isn't your father present?" Andy asked. Selena sighed. "It all lies in the destruction of the Shadow Gang. These Umbreon, numbering about 50, wanted to have the forest all to themselves, so they teamed up, defeating all in their path, even huge Pokemon, like Ursaring, Torterra, and even one one occasion challenged Celebi. They stole from all, even killing some of their victims. They attacked indiscriminately. Young or old, all were stripped of their possessions. That is, until Mewtwo came along. Now, normally, maybe even Mewtwo may not have been a problem since he (Yes, I use the first movie's version of Mewtwo as my headcanon, fite me scrubs.) was a psychic type and they were dark types, but thanks to his Miracle Eye move (look in Bulbepedia), he killed them all in one swift Psychic, since they were still resistant to his mind erasing powers. That's where the stereotype comes from. As for the latter two questions, my father, a Vaporeon was caught by a trainer during one of the attacks, and since he was badly damaged during said attacks, that was the safest option. My mother and I weren't too keen on battling, and he got really attached to his trainer, so we just opt to visit once in a while. Since my mom doesn't want me to have to leave in any circumstance, she tries to keep me to herself for as long as possible, and she's wary of you for all of the above." Selena explained. "Really?! I never knew. I'm kinda new to these parts, I got here from Mt. Coronet, where I evolved. Arceus, girl! That's heavy. Sorry if I've been a little douchey lately." Andy apologised. "No, no, you're fine, you're fine. You didn't know, and you were just a little nervous, no harm done." Selena assured. "So, what's home life like? There's no sign of any siblings around here, so are you an only child?" Andy inquired. "You've got it. I'm my mom's little girl, even though I'm old enough to live on my own." Selena said. "Bro, just ask your mom to let you leave. You're a psychic type, you're plenty strong! And if you get in trouble, just find me! I'll help you." Andy assured. "Really?" Her eyes lit up. "Well, of course! What friend would I be if I didn't help out an honest, kind, and independent woman like yourself? A bad friend, that's what." Andy stated. "Aww, thanks." Selena said. "No prob, girl!" His voice started to sound like an action figure ad, getting more hyped by the moment. And what's more, if you choose to leave, I'll give you training lessons so we can hunt together! And, for nothing extra, I found an abandoned human dwelling just a few miles away from here. All we have to do is clear out the ghosts, waddaya say?" Andy excitedly said. Selena hissed, surprised by the new offer. "Weeeeeeeell, maybe. I'll have to mull it over for a bit, ok? I don't think my mom would like me running away with a boy I met just a few hours ago." It'll be fine, Selena! Just trust me! I know she'll understand that you're strong on your own. I know that we'll kick the arse of anybody who tries to mess with us. We both need a friend and a partner, and I think we make a great team." Andy spoke. "Ok... But why do you want me to go with you so badly? We barely know each other." Selena questioned. "Well, because I'm lonely, Selena. Because I know you more now. Because I want to help you grow as a person and be dependent on nobody. To help you prove to the world just how strong you are. I-I think I might love you or something. Is it wrong for me to fall in love with someone I just met? Oh, Arceus, I messed up, didn't I? I shouldn't have come on so strong, I'm sor- And then he was interrupted. "Andy?" "Yeah?" "Shut up." She then kissed him with a passion, causing his heart to melt. "Andy, I'll come with you. You're so wonderful. You only want the best for me, even though you've only known me for a little bit. I couldn't ask for a better friend. I love you too." Selena confessed. She kissed him again, and a fiery passion consumed them both. "Alright guys, I'm home. I brought some fresh food." The Sylveon said, clutching a bloody Pidgeotto in her ribbons. She moved the rock and found her daughter and her guest... kissing? "Well, well. I knew it would come to this eventually. And before you ask, no, I'm not mad." The surprised mother said. Their lips separated. "You're not?" Andy asked. "No, of course not! I'm happy that my daughter finally found a suitable boyfriend." Selena's mother said to much suprise. "Boyfriend? What you talking 'bout, momma?" Selena said, perplexed. "I mean, you two go very well together. I thought all of the other guys would just take advantage of you since I thought you were inexperienced and were gonna be too dependent. But now I see this gentle, caring Umbreon who seems to have no ill intent giving my daughter an earnest kiss. Who am I to say no to that?" She said. "I'm glad you support us, Ms. Ambrosia." Andy said, thankful. "You've got my support for sure, Andy." She replied. "Thanks, Mom." Selena said. "You're welcome, honeybunch." Her mother replied kindly. Selena used Psychic to bang some flint and stone together over some firewood, creating a fire to roast the previously slaughtered Pidgeotto on. They enjoyed a nice, hearty meal. But after... "Hey, Mom?" "Yes, dear?" "Can I tell you something?" "Of course." "I wanna move out." "What? Why?" "Well, that stuff you said about me and Andy got me thinking. What if I move in with him? Like you said, he's kind, gentle, caring. And like he said, I can't be dependent on you forever. What if something happens? I'll be all alone. I need to grow up." "Ok." "Uh, what?" "Ok, you're almost a fully fledged adult, you have the strength and wisdom to make your own choices." "Thanks, ma. I'll go tell Andy." Andy, meanwhile, had slunk around the corner to observe the conversation without it being awkward. "Alright, Andy! I got a pass!" "I know, that's wonderful, but doesn't your mother seen a little too nonchalant about thi-" And then he saw a flash of brown, and then he could see it clearly, even through the dark. An Ursaring stalking them. He then said, "Selena, move quickly. Very quietly." "Ok, but why- their sneak ended when they saw the grizzly terror move towards then at top speed. Carla, Selena's mom, at this point was lying down in the deepest bowels of the cave which wasn't actually that far, but they had to think fast. They couldn't let a monster like that into the cave and wreck everything up. So, as an attack, Andy launched into the Ursaring with a Tackle, slapped him with an Assurance, put sand in his eyes, and bit him, before knocking him down with a Quick Attack. Then, to Andy's surprise, Selena picked the intruder up with Psychic and flung him into a nearby tree, breaking it. Carla (Selena's mom) then walked out of the cave. "Congrats! And by the way, thanks, Paul." "Eheheheheh! You got a hell of a kid with a hell of a guy, Carla!" Paul said. The night and day couple were incredibly confused. "Say what?" They both said at the same time. "Well, you see, I wanted to test your devotion to each other as well as your strengths, so..." "So I offered to be the test subject, and it worked out great." Paul interjected. "So, to reiterate, you had no faith in me at all and were faking it the whole time?" Andy inquired . "Yep. Now you're free to go." The Sylveon said. "Okayyyy. Let's go, Selena." Andy said, weirded out." "Agreed. Mom, you're a psycho. I love you, but chill." Selena said. "Bye bye! Be sure to visit soon!" She walked over to Andy. "And as for you, Mr. Fireheart, take care of my daughter..." She wrapped her ribbons around his neck. "Or else." (As they are walking away) "Ar-ce-us! It's always the cute ones that are crazy." Andy complained. "I know, right?" Selena replied. (Later, at the abandoned chateau...) "Alright, Selena. There's a Rotom and a whole bunch of other ghosts here. Let's take 'em down." Andy said. "Rotom? Fill me in here." Selena replied. "They can possess objects and become their type. For example, that table. If it was possessed, Rotom would lose the ghost type and become grass/electric type." She was awestruck by his knowledge. "What are you looking at me like that for? I studied abroad, ok?" With a few Psychics and Shadow Balls, all of the ghosts were evicted and left the couple alone. Selena sighed. "All done. Now, what's the next thing on the to-do list?" Selena asked. "How about a snack? I have some fresh berries in a freezer room down below." Andy suggested. "Sure! I'm exhausted after all of that house cleaning!" Selena returned. (Down below the basement...) "Wow! Is this a meatlocker? All of this could sustain us for forever. Selena asked? "For sure! Now, let's get those berries! They're in the back." Selena had already started looking. "Are these it?" She said, pointing at the huge array of colourful berries. "Yes." Andy replied. "Alright, let's go, this place is freezing." Selena said. "Agreed." The roommates moved to a room in the heart of the house, because, really, why would quadrupeds, let alone Pokemon, use a dinner table? "What should I eat first? The Sitrus Berries? The Oran Berries? The Cheri Berries? The Lum Berries? Oh, there are too many to choose, I just can't!" Selena yelled. "Then eat them all, we've got enough food to last us for months." Andy suggested. (One pre-sleep snack later) "Mmm! That was so good!" Selena exclaimed. "I know, girl. I stockpiled them for a special occasion like this." He said, coolly. "Well, thanks! That was delicious!" "Hey, you haven't eaten the special ones yet." Andy said. "You mean the red ones with the green swirls on it? No thanks." (If it wasn't clear, I made this one up.) "They're called Kumia berries, and come on, they're really sweet and have some really good side effects." Andy said. "What kind of side effects?" Selena asked. "It's really hard to explain, but it's like pure pleasure." Andy said. "Ooh, then gimme." Selena said, intrigued. She ate the small, bite sized berries one by one. "Ooh, you're right, Andy. This sensation is wonderful. I feel like I could go to sleep right now." Selena said, content. "Well, don't, because here comes the best part." Lemon incoming, after 45 years of reading. "What do you- wait, what's this feeling?" She felt a burning sensation in her lower area. "That feeling? That feeling, my friend, is going to go away very soon. I love you, Selena, and I want you forever. I saved those for when I finally found a mate. Now, just present yourself to me, and let your instincts tell you what to do." Andy stated. "You want me to be your mate? This is so fast. I've only known you since this morning, but I guess this is okay. You could probably find someone better than me, but if this is what you really want, then fine. I love you too, Andy." Selena said, goopy beyond belief. (Double Entendre?) "Alright, then. Roll on your back so I can see that beautiful face as I pump into you mercilessly." He said seductively. "Yes, master~" She said, rolling over, soaked from knowing what was about to happen. She then saw his cock escape from its sheath and became wide eyed. It was 8 inches long. He was then on her like failure on Ash Ketchum, preparing to slip inside. "Ok, we're both virgins, no question. Want me to take it slow?" Andy asked. "Not at all. I wanna have the full deal. I can't wait to have that monster tear me apart." Selena said, uncharacteristically. "And here I thought you were a shy, reserved little momma's girl." Andy teased. "I can't be with that dick hovering over me. Now, fuck me. I want to feel just how much you love me. Damn it, I just can't wait! Fuck my pussy already!" Selena said. "Ooh, naughty words. You're a naughty girl, and naughty girls need to be punished." He then teased her by rubbing his member against her exposed entrance. "Ngh... Just enter me already!" Selena snarled. "Not until you apologise for being bad~" He said. "I'm sorry, Andy. I've been a bad girl. But will you please fuck my brains out? I love you and I need it." Selena apologised. "Okay, Selena. Just for you." Andy then slammed himself into her, and soon found out that she didn't have a hymen. He picked up speed as pleasure increased, his thick rod stretching her and eliciting moans of pleasure from them both. Their tongues hanging out of their mouths in uncontrollable ecstasy. He soon had his full length in her, balls slapping against her ass and creating lewd squishing sounds that turned both of them on even more. "Faster! Faster! Fill me! Fuck me! Impregnate me! I want to raise your kits! I want your love juice!" Selena screamed. Andy then felt a knot forming and kissed his lover passionately as he thrusted into her at seemingly impossible speeds. "Say my name, baby." Andy demanded. "Andy! Andy! I love you, Andy!" He pulled back, tired, and then thrusted his knot into his new mate. As he violently humped her, she came first with explosive force. He then came soon after, filling her already jam-packed womb and bloating her stomach. The knot finally deflated, and they laid down onto the hard oak floor, covered in cum. "I love you, baby." "I love you, too." "Anyways, Selena, where'd you learn those swear words?" Andy politely asked. "I... kinda saw my mom and dad doing it one day and that's where." Selena nervously admitted. "Wow. Not the most romantic thing to say." Andy replied. "Hey, you're the one who asked!" Selena said, half angry, half joking. "Touche." The Umbreon said. "So, what do you want to do tomorrow?" Selena asked. "More sex?" Andy suggested. "Definitely." Selena replied. "Anyways, I was thinking we could go and visit your family, and maybe even go and see my dad..."

(Fade to black)

A/N: Yay, a conclusion to the 3000+ word story it took me 4 days of procrastination to make. Hoped you guys liked it, I worked really hard on it. Next up is Male Midday Lycanroc X Female Absol from MoonyCurls.