Pokemon Lemons (Requests Closed ATM.)

I'm Bad And You Love It: Male Mightyena X Female Absol

A/N: Still not dead, unfortunately. Twix, Moony, whatcha doing? Haven't heard from you guys in a while. I'd like all of y'alls thoughts on whether you like the "he said, she said" thing better, or the bold text to indicate a different character speaking. Regardless, here's my attempt at TwixSamurai's Male Mightyena x Female Absol request. I know, it's probably not going to top the previous ones, but I hope you like it nonetheless. Edit: 3,000 reads!? Just what is so good about my stories that you keep coming back?
Setting: In and around an abandoned log cabin in the woods of Lake Valor.

Elijah was walking around the cabin built inside the cavern parked in the middle of Azelf's great lake. He was puzzled as to why it was there. The cave had always been a favorite of his, since he could hang out with his friends there, Azelf included. Azelf was a great guy once you got to know them. They weren't some untouchable god like some people thought. Oh, no, Azelf... What in the hell have you gotten yourself into?" He thought. He explored every nook and cranny in the derelict building. He searched the kitchen for food, nothing. The bathrooms for any signs that someone may have been here. Nothing! He had searched all of the cabinets and pantries. The drawers were a bit of a problem, since, you know, dog Pokèmon. No food or supplies were found. All that was left was the bedrooms. Who drives a legendary Pokèmon out of their cave, builds a house, fills it with stuff, and leaves within a week or two, leaving no traces whatsoever? He thought. His keen nose couldn't pick up anything. They had obviously cleaned. There was a sweet scent wafting to his nose from a nearby room, however, and it had caught his attention. He ran into the Master Bedroom, and found a Houndoom, his friend Lindsay, sleeping soundly on a bare mattress. He could see, plain as day, the puffy, wet sex of his sparring partner, begging for attention. Is she in heat or something? If she was before, she hid it damn well. Come to think of it, she has been keeping her tail between her legs an awful lot over the past month. He thought. Then Elijah's sensitive ears picked up on something... A change in Lindsay's breathing. She started to pant rapidly, gaining pace. Her quickened breaths could be heard clearly now, as she started to either get really hot, or reach a turning point in some bizarre wet dream. "Mmm, come on, boyzzzz... Is that all ya got? Can't keep this bitch waiting..." Yep, definitely a wet dream. Wonder who's fucking her. She seemed to be fading in and out of consciousness, as if the dream was about to end. Suddenly, she started to snort loudly, before reaching orgasm, waking up as she shot her fluids all over the mattress, spilling some on the floor. "Lindsay? Are you okay? He asked, playing coy to the whole situation, as if he didn't just watch her mentally pleasure herself. She slowly raised her head in response, turning to him with a cruel smile only Houndoom can muster. "Oh, you know as well as I do that I'm just fine, physically speaking. As much as I want to joke and pal around with you today, there's nobody in sight, and my heat's unbearable this time around. All of the other males have turned me down, and isolating myself had done more harm than good. So, I'll need release from this. Could you help me this time, by any chance?" She asked seductively. Elijah, however, was having none of it. "Fuck no! You know I like Sara!" "But she doesn't. Come on, just give me a quickie, and we can forget all of this." She offered. She's not being herself. She's usually a jokester that always laughs at the pain of others and never fails at trying to make you feel better, but now she's this... thing! Doesn't seem like her instincts will let me say no, but I've never exactly been one to go back on my word, so... "Ugh, can you STOP? Stop thinking with your pussy and listen to your head! Are you really going to let a fucking mating instinct tell you what to do?" He asked, trying to help her regain control over her estrogen infested mind. "In short, yes." She jumped on him with a primal scream, grinding her entrance against his sheathed member. Elijah couldn't muster a moan with all of the adrenaline rushing through his bloodstream. "Nnggh... You'll thank me LATER!" He threw her off of him with so much force that she nearly passed out, but she wasn't going to give up that easily. Elijah got up and regained his bearings, and quickly rushed through the house to the surrounding lake outside. Just before he got to the water's edge, Lindsay tackled him to the ground, his head just nearly dipping into the cold water around them. You've gotta be shitting me. She resumed grinding, and finally managed to rouse Elijah's cock from his sheath. Before she took in his penis, she laughed and remarked, "Well, well, looks like someone wants this, at least." Arceus, this is utterly fucking pathetic, but I can't risk Sara taking this the wrong way. "Sara, please help!" He yelled. "Could you just please let me relieve myself of this accursed heat before you call on her? I'm really not trying to be the bad guy here." Should've said that before you started laughing maniacally and acting completely out of character. "Well, first of all, stop acting crazy. Secondly, recognize when someone isn't okay with being raped, thirdly, make sure they're single, and lastly, please, for the love of Arceus, make sure you won't be hurting their feelings, or else it might damage the friendship. No matter how bad your heat is, don't be that kind of bitch." It was at that point that Sara heard his call from the lakefront. She rushed to his aid, jumping gracefully across to the island in one bound. To say the least, she was shocked to see them together like that. "Need some help, Elijah? You seem to be in a bit of a "rut", so to speak." "Would I have said "Sara, please help!" if I didn't? Now get this bitch offa me-" And he didn't have enough time to finish that sentence before dear Lindsay received a Razor Wind to the face, knocking her out cold. "Anyways, what in the heck happened to her? She's not usually like that." Sara asked. "She's in heat. Seems as if she finally gave in. We might need to see if we can find anymore guys looking for some quick sex." Elijah said. "Ahh, screw that! We've got a little while before she wakes up, plus, that's horribly immoral. Wanna do some morning training?" Sara asked. "No thank you, I'd like to not be a panting hot mess today. Besides, we might want to get Lindsay off of the island. When she wakes up, she's probably not going to be happy. How about we take her to Sendoff Spring to relax?" He suggested. "Sendoff Spring? Isn't that pretty far from here?" Sara inquired. "Yeah, but who knows, maybe she'll find a mate there or something. I just... it seems like she really needs a mate, but I really don't like her enough for that kind of commitment. She's really lonely when she's not out hunting with us, or just simply hanging out with Azelf in their cavern, sharing stories about the times trainers have tried to capture us. She needs someone to be with." Elijah said, sadness permeating his sentence. "Aww, that's so sweet of you to care about her like that. But what the frick can we do to help her? All of the males are taken." Sara stated. "Well, I've been thinking. Maybe we can find her a trainer to go with."  Elijah replied. "Well, whatever she wants. For now, let's just drop her off at Sendoff Spring." Sara said. (Walking back, after the meticulous task of carrying Lindsay to Sendoff Spring) "So, training?" Sara asked. "Ugh, it's like this with you all the time! Can't you just hang out with me instead of trying to get me to compete with you?" He asked, a tone of complaint in his voice. "What's so bad about exercise? There's nothing wrong with getting stronger. You just don't like it because you know I'm better than you!" Sara yelled, succeeding in lighting his competitive fire and stopping him in his tracks. "What did you just say?" Elijah asked. "I said, I'm gonna kick your butt if you compete with me, so don't even try." Sara answered. "You're on! Don't you once underestimate me!" He growled. (Later, back at Lake Valor) "Alright, what do you want to do for this? Does a battle sound nice?" Elijah asked. "Nah, I don't do battles. Hurting people isn't my thing. I'd rather just watch them hurt themselves. That'll teach them to get better." Sara said. "You know that you could've worded that a little less... psychopathically." Elijah replied. "Well, you can't undo words, so let's just get on with it!" She said enthusiastically. "So what do you want to do, then?" Elijah asked curiously. "Let's see... oh, yeah! How about we see how much food we can catch in one afternoon?" Sara suggested. "Seems like a plan!" The couple then went on a killing spree, taking down any Floatzel, Zubat, Pidgey, or any other tasty Pokèmon in lots. It was... excessive, to say the least. (Panting) "I think we overdid it just a little bit." Elijah said. "Yeah, just a little bit." Sara concurred. They were more than tired at this point, and ate before collapsing into the ground. "I...hah...win..." Sara said, gloating in the middle of a pile of bodies. "Of course you did. You can fire psychic energy and gusts of wind strong enough to cut down trees from a scythe on your head." Elijah replied. "Why'd you try to beat me, then?" Sara asked quizzically. "Stubborn, prideful me thought he could." Elijah replied. "Enough chitchat, I'm tired. Got anywhere to sleep instead of this cold, soaked freaking ground?" Sara proposed. "Sure. There's a bed in there we can share. Just don't wake me up in the middle of the night because you see a Mandibuzz rooting through our food. I just wanna fuckin' sleep." Elijah said. "Do you gotta cram as many swears as possible into any and all sentences you make?" Sara asked. Elijah chuckled, pondering this question. "I guess saying "holy fucking shit" every 2 or 3 sentences would get pretty annoying, huh? I guess using swear words helps me get my point across better. But I won't clean up my language, if only to annoy you." That's a lie. If she truly wanted me to stop swearing, I would at least censor myself a little bit. I love her too much to not want to please her any way I can. "Well, maybe I would. But then again, you're too precious when you're angry." He said. "No I'm not!" She said, flustered. Her face was, indeed, adorable. Her sparkly green eyes along with a stern look and pursed lips proved too cute to not make fun of. She walked right into that one.  "Just proved my point." Elijah said, giving a victory laugh. "Rrrr... let's just go inside in case it might rain." Sara snarled, defeated. They swam through the water this time, happy to cool off after a tiring afternoon. Coming into the cave, they settled into the cabin centered in the middle. Just as Elijah laid down and shut his eyes, he had heard Sara's voice. "Before we hit the hay, I got one question for you." "What is it, I want to sleep." Elijah said, still groggy. "I wonder what happened to Azelf. I mean, they're a legendary, so it can't be too bad. Don't you think we should look for them?" She postulated. "Not now, it's way too dark. Besides, we need to conserve our energy and sleep. Be in top condition for searching. Is that it? Because you're making it really hard for me to doze off." He said. "It was just a question, okay? No need to be so violent." Sara said. "Sleepy me is grumpy me." He replied. "Eh. Fair enough. I'll go to sleep and stop bothering you." She said, knowing full well he could have just chosen to not be bothered. Fucking finally, he thought. She climbed into the mattress, got up next to him, and dozed off.  When Elijah awoke, he was surprised to note that Sara was still asleep. Wow, she's always been an early bird, never thought this would happen. He thought. Soon, though, he noticed her exposed privates. That reminds me, I might just want to confess my love to her. Alternatively, I could go for a more... devious approach. A plan began forming in his head. "Sara?" He said, awakening her. "Yeah, Elijah?" She said, adjusting to the morning light. "You awake?" He said, this time in a more sinister tone. "I wouldn't have replied if I wasn't, dummy." He walked behind her, eliciting a "What are you doing?", but all he did in return was lean down to her ear and whisper huskily, "Have you ever been fucked before?" Causing Sara to shiver and her eyes to widen. "N-No! Why would you ask me that?" "Because I love you, and whether you like it or not, you're gonna feel that love." He said, voice getting dirtier by the second. "Hypocrite." Was all she could muster. "I know I am, but really and truly I do love you. Don't pretend you don't want this, too." Was what he said before positioning her, meeting no resistance. "Oh, what's that? Boo, I wanted to have fun raping you." He said with a smile on his face.  "Well, you're not going to get it. I've always been curious what it would feel like to have a guy inside me." She replied. "So this innocent little girl wants it too." He said. "Not going to be innocent soon." She said, lust practically oozing from her entire body, and not just her soaking underparts. He was getting to mount her, 6 inch manhood pulsing red, when he was stopped. "Uh, uh! You were rude to me all yesterday, and showed no hesitation in raping your best friend. Bad boy needs to learn his lesson. Puppy's going to have to lick!" She turned over, revealing her soaking wet sex and six black teats. Sara pushed his face to her pussy, and ordered him to lick. He lapped eagerly, savoring her taste, until he started suckling on her clit for a bit. With every gentle suck, he was rewarded with a "good boy!" from Sara. "You're suddenly all weak in the knees, Sara. What happened to that dominant personality earlier? You act all tough, but you're really a submissive slut.  Those words made her come like a volcano, splashing her juices all over her new mate, who cleaned both of them with no hesitation, addicted to her taste. "Virgins are always the best." Elijah commented. "Y-you mean you've done this before?" Sara asked. "Eh, it was a loveless relationship. I was tired of being used." He replied. "No more info needed." Sara said back. "So, can I start in your cunt now? It seems like it needs attention." Elijah said. "No! You haven't earned it yet. That little comment on my submissiveness just put you a step away from taking my virginity. Please my tits! Then you may claim your prize!" She said. "Ok, my queen." He then began to suck aggressively on her boobs while pawing at her cunny. She moaned and writhed every second on the way to her orgasm. She came again, this time even more violently. "Like I said, you're like a Magikarp, and I'm the current. You're helpless against me." Those words just turned her on even more, and she wasn't going to deny her enjoyment. "I've been playing a prostitute's game this entire time. I can't fight this. I've been acting like this dominatrix when all I really want is for you to mount me and whisper swears and insults into my ears." She said, her love and lust for Elijah shining in her eyes. "I think I can oblige you on that. All you have to do is flip over." Was all Elijah said before she complied, ready to get dicked down. "Take me!" She yelled with a lusty ferocity. "No proble- well, there is one problem." He said. "And what would that be?" Sara asked under clenched teeth. "You've been the only one having fun. Mind sucking me off?" (Groan) "Ok." She turned around and opened her mouth to accept his hot, red cock. She's an amateur, Elijah thought. It'll be sloppy. Oh, how wrong he was. Sara masterfully took in his dick, encasing it in her muzzle. Bobbing her head up and down, careful to avoid her teeth scraping his cock, she made Elijah moan loudly, putty in her paws. As if it weren't enough, Sara traced her long tongue around the tip of the length before using it in tandem with her movements to send Elijah over the edge, shooting strings of sticky cum down her throat. She took his member out of her mouth and remarked "Is that good for you, lover boy? Are you ready to screw?" before turning around to get mounted. Elijah just chuckled, obviously ready to tease her some more.  "I'll take your virginity, but only if I can hear those swear words come out of that innocent little mouth of yours." Elijah replied. "No! It'd go against my morals!" She shouted. "Then I guess you don't want the D, huh?" He snarked. "Ggh, I do! This is crazy! Just put it in already!" Sara shouted back. "Say the magic words~" He said in a singsong tone. "Just mount me already!" "Not quite there yet!" "Screw me, Elijah!" "Nuh uh!" "OH, ARCEUS, JUST FUCK ME, YOU OBNOXIOUS BASTARD!" "Bingo bongo!" He thrusted into her, taking her virginity and smashing her hymen, making her scream in pain. "Oh, fuck, I didn't think it would hurt that bad! Arceus, I wasn't thinking at all! Can you keep going?" He yelled, worried. "Aww, big bad rapist Mightyena is scawed of hurting his pwecious widdle Absol? Don't worry, you can fuck me all day, baby." Nice change of pace, Elijah thought. "Alright. Love you too, Sara." He began to rapidly gain speed, licking all over her neck to quicken her orgasm. "Haaah... More! Harder! Fuck me more! You don't have to say anything, I love being your slut and I want your cum! Breed me like the bitch you know I am!" She shouted in ecstasy. "You're... huh... sure liking this... more than I thought you would. You up for some anal later?" Elijah asked. "You bet your ass I am! No pun intended!" She replied. "Ah, shit, I'm close! I'm gonna cum, baby!" He yelled. "Me too! Do it inside me, Elijah!" She replied. He knotted her before shooting his semen into her entrance. They couldn't say anything further before nodding off to sleep. Elijah awoke to see Sara standing above him, she's glistening, body still coated in their juices from before. "Hey, Sara, just let me go back to sleep for a little longer." He said. "No, dude! I just got a telepathic message from Azelf! You couldn't hear it, since you're part Dark, but it's really urgent! They've been captured!" Elijah was shocked at this revelation. "Oh, Arceus! Who abducted them?" He asked. "They said a human with blue hair and a silver shirt!" She yelled back, still stressed out. "We'd better hurry!" Elijah replied. Just as they ran out to the forest surrounding Lake Valor, they saw Lindsay wearily walking towards them. "S-sorry, guys. For yesterday, I mean. It's unforgivable." She said, sounding ready to collapse at any moment. "Lindsay! What happened to you? You look so beat up." Elijah said, sadness in his eyes. "Karma, I guess. I found a male Houndoom, along with his trainer, come into Sendoff Spring after y'all dropped me off. He seemed to be l looking for something, because he had this really weird self monologue, saying stuff like "Is there a fourth island deity?" and "my perfect world is one step closer, thanks to you." Before clutching one of those Pokèballs that humans imprison us in. I had never seen that shade of purple before. Anyways, his Houndoom led me off to shag me. I guess it cured my heat for now, again, sorry for earlier, but guess what happened next? His asshole trainer beat me for "tainting his valuable tools." What a douchebag, doesn't even love the Pokèmon that constantly fight for him." She spat out, seething with rage as she went on. "Holy shit." Was all Sara could muster, flabbergasted. Lindsay was obviously surprised at Sara's newfound use of swears. "Elijah finally got to you, huh?" She remarked. "More like he got into me." Sara said, grinning ear to ear. "Oh, you're terrible, Sara." Elijah said jokingly. "I'M terrible? Don't forget who almost raped me earlier." She returned, headbutting his side. "Ok, people, before we start talking about our sex lives, let's get back to the point. What was the 'holy shit' for?" Lindsay asked. "Anyways, what did this guy look like? He sounds suspicious." Elijah said. "Well, he had blue hair and this really annoying silver coloured shirt. Bastard." The looks on the newfound mates became mortified, confusing Lindsay. "What y'all so scared about? I know he beat me, but Arceusdamn! You guys look like you saw death itself." She said. "Guys, we gotta go now!" Sara and Elijah said simultaneously. "We'll explain later, we gotta look for Azelf." Sara said. And then they ran off into the distance to look for the deity of willpower.

(Fade to black)

A/N: Twix, I know this might not be that good, but I didn't have time to finish it this weekend, and I couldn't get a reply from you or Moony to see if you could proofread it for me. I hope you liked it nonetheless, and I've got a draft for Interspecies Romance pending now! Just look out for that over the next couple weeks/months. And as always, I am NoddedAlpaca, and I'm signing off.