It started at comic con, Batman and his mom we walking around and saw Dori, and said " what can that mouth do?"
Dori was just swimming around ,but then Dori and Batman's mom started walking towards each other and got closer and introduced each other. Batman's mom could not stop looking Dori up and down. Batman's mom asking is she could have a "quick word" with her in "another room." So then they're in the room.
From the other side of the room they heard someone say " OOOOHHHHH YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!". It was SpongeBob and The KOOL Aid man playing a game. The minions walked in on Dori and Batman's mom , but the minions trying to stay quiet to watch what else was happening (those fucking perverts). Dori turned around and saw the minions ,and well.... was not surprised.
Yoda walked in and started singing Seagulls. He screamed " ONE DAY WHEN YOU ARE OLDER, YOU COULD GET HIT BY A BULDER!"
Dori yells " SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
The minions say " SkIdAdLe SkIdOoDlE, yOu'R dIck iS noW A nOoDle!"
Batman- " NO MY DICK IS A RAINBOW LOLLIPOP !"
The minions were eating jelly beans , but batman took them and shoved them up their ass. His mom says " not again".
Batman frowns and says " do we need Special Therapy again?"
Batman - " you can't tell me what to do, no , No , NOOOO" he says running out of the room with a stick in his hand.
Yoda- " I want mr. Noodle" while sitting in a corner ,then the minions start laughing in unison. SpongeBob looks to yoda" which hole do I use?"
Robin walks in with Batman and says " his ass is mine now!. "
Dori - " oh yeah it is (winky face)".
Batman- " good luck with that hoe" batman's mom- " what do you mean?" Batman - " didn't you hear she got man dingoed last night" ,then Batman's mom looks at Dori and says " good job".
Confusion has stuck Batman. Dori and Batman's mom start laughing at him. Yoda screams at the minions " PUT IT IN!!" grabbing everyone's attention as he's referring to put his light saber back in his pocket.
Dori- " I'm a little dry" Batman's mom - " I can fix that" KOOL Aid man- " OOOHHHHHH YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH , bitch that's my job what are talking about?"
Batman's mom-" bitch you wanna fight"
Koolaidman-" come at me bro"
Batman's mom gets triggered and says " BRO? I'm your fUcKiNg DaDdY , I wanna HEAR YOU SCREAM MY NAME WHEN I BEAT THAT ASS"
Dori backs up, then KOOL Aid Man and Batman's mom says " get your ass back hear!" Then Robin starts laughing in shock on the ground. SpongeBob starts looking at robin and says " what are you laughing at punk ass bitch"
Robin -" your holes boii"
Spongebob - " which one?"
KOOL Aid man- " back off my bitch, BITCH"
Dori - "Chill"
KOOL Aid Man -" I'll save you for later" winking .
Dori-" ok babyboo I'll see you later then. "
Batman's mom- " I think the fuck not."
Robin looks around and says" wait hold up where's Yoda?"
SpongeBob - " where's the green bitch at?"
Yoda pops out from the minions-" bitch I'm here!"
Dori-" are you drunk again ?"
Yoda looking at her sheepishly-" maybe, maybe not why don't you find out for yourself."
Dori - " I'm not tryna get with no rotten raisin." Yoda looks at her-" how old do you think I am ?"
Batman's mom-" older than fucking time ,how old do you think you are?" Yoda-"no older than your pussy cuz that shit be dusty."
Batman- " can I get a weed truck?"
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Rainbow Sex Party
FanfictionBasically we took some of your favorite childhood characters and put them in an unusual, funny story. And in almost every chapter there's a new character.
