Batman's mom-" we're talking about old dusty pussy and you want a weed truck."
Batman-" yes I do and I want a weed truck now"
Dori- "calm you non-existent balls"
Batman-" you calm your non-existent vagagina" everyone starts laughing as he checks to see if it's there.
Robin looked at batman and said " aren't you 11?"
Batman-" yeah and you're 10, all you ever eaten is dick"
Robin-" yeah but it was yours"
Batman looks at his mom blushing
Batman's mom- " atta boy"
Ninja turtles come in and say " who wants pizza."
Michelangelo -" AYYYEEE pizza"
Minions scream -" AAAYYYYYYEEEEE"
Yoda screams in the back saying-" AYYYEEE WE WANT SOME PUSSAYY"
KOOL aid man screams -" OOOHHHH YYYEEEAAAHHH"
Spider-Man says - who wants to get tied up in my web?"
Dori screams- " OH I DO!"
Olaf- " of course you do, you always want to get tied up in someone's web"
Rapunzel-" you dirty hoe"
SpongeBob - Dori I thought you always said no strings attached ?"
Dori" well... About that"
Shaking her head, Olaf - " well how about that"
Dori- " I WILL ALWAYS BE A THOTTIE"
The chimpmonks sing-" the hoe is back, back Again, the hoe is back tell your friends"
KOOL aid man-" SHUT THE FUCK UP YIU LITTKE RATS!"
Alvin-" I'll have you know I'm a chimpmonk"
Yoda still drunk in the back says" Yo are you gonna let him talk to you like that?"
" yeah he is" says spongebob to Yoda
Alvin jumps on spongebob and the rest of the chimpmonk a jump on KOOL aid man.
As Yoda laughed in the back.
Batman punches Yoda in the face as Robin is trying to hold him back. The out of no where Rapunzel kisses Spider-Man. Everyone looks at Spider-Man to see him wrapped up in her hair.
Spider-Man " yo wtf are you doing"
" I -"
" I love it" Spider-Man says as he cuts off Rapunzel .
Then minions all start taking turns smacking the Beast's ass.
Beast- " oh yeah continue "
" that's some boner " Dori says to Spider-Man
Spider-Man starts to talk but then spider webs spray out from him and on rapunzel's face.
Spider-Man " oh shit" he says nervously.
The minions push Rapunzel away to get in Spider-Man's web.
Rapunzel falls to the floor and hits her head. The Beast stands over her and says" easy white chocolate I wouldn't want you to melt"
Pennywise comes in -" did I hear chocolate ?"
Yoda yells- " WRONG KIND OF CHOCOLATE DIPSHIT"
Dori-" oh not another fight"
Spider-Man and Robin chant " FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"
Minions chant-" DICK DICK DICK"
Batman walks in and says " why ya'lol talking about how gay I am"
Yoda screams in British accent- " YO OK HARRY?"
Harry Potter appears outta no where" that was one time , GOD"
pickachu hopped on Harry's back and ran out the front door.
Yoda screams-" RIDE HIM GOOD PICKACHU"
Pennywise goes around asking if anyone wanted to inflate his figure. Then the minions do rock paper sissor to see who gets to.
Batman takes robins hand and takes him into the room next door. Batman slowly takes Robin's spandex off, getting lower and lower. Then Robin trembles at the touch of batman's fingers going down his legs. Once batman gets off robins spandex he pushes him on the floor and takes dominance over him. " fuck me daddy " says Robin with joy.
Yoda walks in and was like" what the fuck is this?"
Robin looks at batman and batman looks back in complete confusion. Robin says" you didn't lock the door?" Batman looks at him and says" no I didn't think about it that wasn't the FIRST thing on my mind"
Yoda looks at them with a weird smirk on his face and says " you guys are like a walk-in porno"
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Rainbow Sex Party
FanficBasically we took some of your favorite childhood characters and put them in an unusual, funny story. And in almost every chapter there's a new character.
