Batman is at Spencer's and says " Ooo mom can I have this lollipop." Batmans mom looks at him with a weird laugh and say "ummm kiddo you don't onto what this is-"
" that its a dick lollipop !" Batman say. " Yeah . . . " batman's mom says. " I love dick " says batman. " Just like your mom, mamas boy " say the cashier, winking at batman's mom. Batman's mom throws a lollipop at the cashier winking back. Batman looks back at his mom confused.
Harry Potter walks in and grabs a tie and asks " how do I tie this?". Yoda pops out of nowhere and says " kinky" and Robin looks at him with a disgusted look " you can tie it with your hands above your head".
Batman screams " ANAL !!!" The cashier says " I'm not letting you get pregnant in my store!" Batman's mom looks at the cashier " don't worry, I got him nudered" Batman" look I got the scar" as he tries to pull down his pants. Spider-Man says " That kids needs therapy" . Batman's mom says " we have SPECIAL therapy every Sunday " winking at him and putting her hand on batman's shoulder.
Yoda screams " OH TODDLES " . The helping hand comes out of nowhere. ". How may I help you?" it asks . Yoda screams " I WANT A HANDJOB PLEASE!" Batman says " I think that's the first time I heard you say please". Yoda looks at him with a sweet and caring face " sometimes you gotta beg for what you want" Yoda looks a the Beast and says " hey where's the kid?" Beast looks at him " SHUT UP, no one needs to know" .
Shrek busts in " hey dudes" . Yoda looks at Beast and tries to walk away, but the Beast grabs him by the head and sits him down. " hey kid " Beast says. Pinocchio walks in and says " I think my dicks getting longer" shrek gets down on one knee and says " I can help with that" Pinocchio nods and Beast says " atta boy " . Olaf turns around and says " wHaT tHe FucK is wrong with all these families? Why can't they have a warm hug?" . Batman says" wtf you're the coldest thing in the room" . Robin looks at him and says " I can warm you up" .
Harry Potter shoves his wand up Voldemort's asshole as Yoda screams " THAT SHITS MAGICAL!" Pennywise says " that will be one powerful ass" . Harry Potter winking at Voldemort and say " yeah and it's mine" . Beast says " where can I get some good shit like this?" .Yoda looks at him " yeah you have and look what we got" looking at Shrek. Shrek smiles and says " yeah I came from a magical ass " . Robin yells " THATS SOME MYSTICAL SHIT RIGHT THERE" Batman jumps up and says " I want to cum from a mystical ass too"
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Rainbow Sex Party
FanfictionBasically we took some of your favorite childhood characters and put them in an unusual, funny story. And in almost every chapter there's a new character.
