Garrett Watts Is My Uncle

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I arrived at Shane's very excited to see what the big day with my new uncle would hold. I was greeted at the door by the queen Ryland himself.

"Hey Girl!" Ryland said as I walked into his house. I knew the place in and out but I did not want them to think I was too creepy. Somehow it still felt new and exciting. My stomach was churning and I didn't know what to do. I came inside and sat on the stained couch...

After Shane asking me my burrito order and making fun of my liking of lettuce, it was time.

"Garrett will be here in two minutes everyone!" Shane screamed.

At the sound of that, I genuinely squealed with joy and excitement.

-2 Hours Later-

"Hey what's up you guys yes, I am back with another crappy video." I said imitating Shane Dawson while filming with Garrett.

"Shane is going to kill you for that oh my gosh I can't wait to watch it." Morgan said watching us film.

"Today I am going to talk about the conspiracy theory that you can buy my merch at Amazon.com/Shanedawson."

And with that Garrett and I were testing out stupid Amazon products on Uno. A dog bonnet, a dog straw, even a dog basket.

After we filmed, Shane, Ryland, Morgan, Andrew, and Shane all started making fun of me for my celebrity crushes. 

"My crushes are normal," I said, "Jason Batemen is hot and funny, Danny Gonzalez I mean are you kidding me what a babe, Nick Jonas does it get any hotter, Russel Wilson I mean come on he's a super hottie, and Josh Hutcherson he is the love of my..."

"You like Josh Hutcherson?" Ryland asked like he was in shock.

"Uh yeah, he is my dream guy." I replied slightly confused.

"I have his phone number. I interviewed him on my old show when he was in The Hunger Games. He and I became friends and we hang out every once and a while. How long are you in town for?" He asked me.

"The real question is how long can I stay here?" I questioned...