hey there, just here to say that i wrote this years ago and all of this is completely satire and for the lols. no malicious intent to anyone involved and it was simply and primarily for fun between my friends i back then.
however, if any of my friends do come by and chance upon this atrocity (whatever you guys wanna call it at this point), do feel free to ask me to take anything down if it makes you uncomfortable.
don't really plan on unpublishing because keeping it around sounds alright to me. but anyway lads, since you're already here, might as well just sit back and enjoy qwq
