SuzanneVargas: "England: My friend calls you Eyebrows. Annnnd if you don't like Iggy then there is a way to combine them. Iggybrows. See Iggy + Eyebrows = Iggybrows. Good math equation. My geometry teacher would be so proud."
England sighed in annoyance before mumbling sarcasticly, "Yes, I'm sure you're geometry teacher is quite proud of you..." The eyebrows. Always the eyebrows.
"Iggybrows?" America asked, thinking for a moment before a large grin grew on his face. "Oh!That could work! I should call you Iggybrows from now on-"
"You do that and so help me, America, I will tell everyone that you wet the bloody bed as a child." "You wouldn't!"
"Do you /really/ want to call my bluff?"
America pouted before mumbling, "Fine. Whatever you say...Iggybrows~"
(( Anyway, let us get onto the question before...America loses something. o-o ))
"Continuing, Iggybrows, Hmm, if you had to pick one, would you rather spend the day with Russia or Belarus?"
"See, they are calling you Iggybrows! You can't be all upset with me, dude!"
Ignoring his little comment, England continued "I don't really want to spend time with either one of them. They both are off their rocker...."
"Privet, England." Russia said, a little smile upon his face as it usual was. Somehow that little smile was able to unnever many nations, but a select few. "I would mind you spending time with me. You will be doing so anyway when I bash your head in with a steel pipe."
"Oh, speak of the devil." America said, a rather arogent smirk.
"The devil does speak, Amerika." Russia answered back.
England could cut the tension with a knife. "Alright, ladies," The brit cut in. "Calm down. I think we have one more question for now."
Russia: Can I give you a hug? You are just, like, too cute. I don't understand why everyone is afraid of you. You should play "Winter" sometime for your friends and see if they like it.
"Da, I would like hug very much. Spasibo." Russia accept the hug, unknowingly giving a firm bear hug. He enjoyed the warmth. "I don't understand why they are so afraid of me either. I've tried to make friend with the other nations... maybe they don't want to be one with me." He started to chant 'kolkolkol' for a few minutes before he quiet down. "That's alright. In the end, they all with me one with me."
Both America and England just looked at one another. Perhaps they needed to get someone...perhaps an obsessed sister?
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Ask Hetalia: Axis Powers
FanfictionHello one and all to the Hetalia: Axis Powers ask anything post. I know people have been doing this was well, but then again I thought why not? I got some of the nations with me here to give a little into for you! Come and Introduce yourselves.... P...
