"DISCLAIMER ALERT!!!" WARNING: ALL ABOUT SEX"
She's green-minded but hates having sex.
AS IN IF YOU SAID ANYTHING TO HER, THE THING SHE THINKS IS EXTRAORDINARY.
For example: you say, the hotdog is long, she will just grin wide.
She also use other Filipino sex terms.
Sex: kantutan, kangkangan, karatan, chukchakan, jerjeran, pasukan sa July 6 labasan sa March 30, toro, brotsa, jakol, kaplog, tosnak, osbing, mariang palad and other terms.
Penis: titi, tite, etits, burat, ratbu,tarub, mama, baton, batuta, adan, tubo, tunod, boto, botosex, talong, saging, bird, birdie, junior, sandata, tarugo, and other terms.
Vagina: pepe, kiki, kike, pipe, puday, pudatdat, flower, kweba, datdat, puki, puke, kepkep, pekpek, keps, pussy, hiyas, perlas, kepyas, pukengkeng, monay, bilat, mani, pechay, and other terms.
NOW YOU KNOW! AHA!
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Orphan of the Pacific (Hetalia Philippines' headcanons)
RandomOMAIGHAD Here are the facts about me, the NAKAKALOKANG OC EVAH, Isay-wang-gyud, known as THE PHILIPPINES!!! You will see how crazy I am and how I differ with other OCs around. Let's start, GORABELSSHIES.