OMAIGHAD
Here are the facts about me, the NAKAKALOKANG OC EVAH, Isay-wang-gyud, known as THE PHILIPPINES!!!
You will see how crazy I am and how I differ with other OCs around.
Let's start, GORABELSSHIES.
The very small curl on top of her head is the province of Batanes, her nose is Pangasinan, her mouth is Pampanga, Bulacan, Bataan, NCR, and Cavite. Her submandibular salivary gland is Lawa de Bay. Her shoulders are Mindoro, Quezon, Camarines Norte and Sur. Her arms are Palawan, Albay, Sorsogon and Northern Samar, Her heart is Masbate, and her breasts are the Panay Island (EVEN THOUGH SHE'S FLAT), Negros Island is her liver, Cebu and Bohol are her pancreas and her stomach, respectively. Siquijor is her appendix. Nyo!Philippines' d*ck and s*men is the Zamboanga Peninsula and the Autonomous Region of Muslim Mindanao. Her hips are the provinces of Lanao del Norte, Misamis Oriental, Agusan del Norte and Surigao del Norte. And, last but not the least, her legs are the regions of 11 and 12. In layman's term, the shape of the country is a human.
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