'Coz she's so beautiful, many men tried to court her but she refused 'coz she know that she is a country and a country cannot love a mortal or marry.
One man named Ronaldo tried to touch her hand but she said, "Ika'y mapusok, o gago. Mas mahal at mahalaga ang aking kamay kaysa iyong buhay."
Lemme translate it, "You're so aggresive, oh stupid. My hand is so expensive and inportant than your life."
NOW YOU KNOW! AHA!
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Orphan of the Pacific (Hetalia Philippines' headcanons)
RandomOMAIGHAD Here are the facts about me, the NAKAKALOKANG OC EVAH, Isay-wang-gyud, known as THE PHILIPPINES!!! You will see how crazy I am and how I differ with other OCs around. Let's start, GORABELSSHIES.
