SUGAR-CANDY [N. CHEN/SOCIAL MEDIA]

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[Thing One & Cuddlebug]

*March 11, 2017 - 8:01 AM*

Thing One

O!

Cuddlebug
What?

Thing One
I have a task for you, cutie

Cuddlebug

Can it wait?
I'm in practice

Thing One

No, it absolutely cannot wait!

Cuddlebug
And why not?

Thing One
Because I am older than you, and I said so

Cuddlebug
Did you just pull the 'cause I said so' card on me?

Thing One
Yeah I did

Cuddlebug

You know, just because you are 8 years older than me, doesn't mean I have to do what you say.

Thing One
Are you a legal adult?

Cuddlebug

I'm 17

Thing One
But are you a legal adult acording to the laws of the United States of America?

Cuddlebug

...no

Thing One
Exactly
So until that time comes, you will do as I say

Cuddlebug

I hate you

Thing One
No you don't, silly

Cuddlebug

And why is that?

Thing One
Because I love you

Cuddlebug

Yeah?

Thing One
Duh

Cuddlebug

Then, I guess you're pretty okay, too

Thing One
I'll take it

Cuddlebug

You better
Oh, snap! Coach is mad at someone!

Thing One
Uh-oh

Cuddlebug

I gotta go hide

Thing One
Ok, I'll you go

Cuddlebug

Thnx
I love you, Alex

Thing One
I know you do, I love you, too

*April 10, 2017 - 12:30 pm*

Thing One
Are you out of parctice?

Cuddlebug
Yeah
What's my task

Thing One
I need you to befriend this person
713-022-5265

Cuddlebug
Why?

Thing One
Don't ask, just do

Cuddlebug
...

Thing One
...

Cuddlebug
You are so confusing

Thing One
Yeah, I know

Cuddlebug
Alrighty, I'm off to complete my task