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2:45 p.m.
On a Friday
Paddy's Pub
Mac' POV
I walked in to quickly take a tinkle. I had five minutes before Frank would yell at me and assume i'm jacking off again. The bathrooms were disgusting, full of graffitis and the smell of piss. I went to the cleanest urinal I could find and unzipped my pants. I pissed and couldn't help but let out a soft moan. "Ahhh."
"Your moan... is so fucking hot." A sexy voice echoed. I shook it and put it back in my boxers.
"Hello?" I asked looking around, but I couldn't see anyone. I quickly washed my hands and played with the suds in the sink. I giggled. Once I was done drying and about to leave the room, I felt something push me against the wall.
"Sorry I took so long, but I wanted you to finish up." Rickety Cricket said.
"Cricket..." I whispered blushing lightly.
"Hello."
"W-what are you doing here? How did you find me?"
"I couldn't get that cute ass out of my mind so I followed it." Rickety admitted.
"So you're going to mess around with me?"
"Kind of," he winked. "we haven't even started yet." He leaned in to kiss me. As we continued to make out, he started putting his tongue deeper in my mouth. I moaned while he rubbed my nips. He bit my lips causing them to bleed.
"Ouch!" I yelped. Rickety licked off the blood. Without warning he unbuttoned his pants, revealing his Stickety Dicket.
"You want it, right? Then suck it." I swallowed hard. I never gave a guy a blowjob before. Charlie came in seeing me giving the blowjob.
"Oh shit!"
"Suck it!" He commanded.
"But Char—"
"OH. OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN HERE?!" Charlie screeched covering his eyes. Cricket glared at him for a moment.
"You will walk away." Rickety Cricket commanded. Charlie didn't say a word and walked out the room with a blank expression. What the fuck just happened?
I ran out of bathroom panting. How did I get myself into this mess? Dennis looked at me concerned from across the bar. "Are you okay?"
"I think so." I lied. I have no idea how safe I am anymore.
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