It's Like, Really Gay

04. Don't Give Up~

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5:50 p.m.
On a Monday
Mac's Apartment
Mac's POV

"Oh Christ Frank are you still mad about the Dennis thing?" I asked him. He continued to clean his toe nails with his toe knife. "It was nothing, I swear!"
"You're gay, that is something." Frank jeered.
"No I'm not, and if I was I would have already been sent to hell. It was just a one time thing! Why does this matter so much to you?"
"This could change you, Mac." Frank replied. "I can't deal with orgies and stuff like that."
"Frank that's—" I shook my head. "Oh whatever. Just listen. It won't happen again, okay?"
He got up and slapped me. "I will not tolerate any gay in my place!"
"You know what, I'm fucking done!" I grabbed the toe knife from him and threw it out the window.
"HEY THAT WAS MY ONLY GOOD KNIFE!" Frank shouted. I ignored him. I had so much rage and insanity in me. I rushed to grabbed my clothes, my car keys, then stormed off. I immediately decided to head off to Dennis' place. When I texted him that I was going to be there, I missed fifteen phone calls and fifty-eight text messages. Talk about a needy whore.

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6:02 p.m.
On a Monday
Dennis' Apartment
Mac's POV

I walked up to his apartment and knocked on the door. Dennis opened it, standing shyly as a warm breeze hit me. He was only wearing his Spongebob boxers and I was about to see his "V." I smiled. "Hey."
"Hello." Dennis gestured for me to come in. He closed the door behind me.
"Can I stay at your place for a little while? Frank's being a real goddamn asshole." I asked Dennis.
"Sure, Charlie loves sleepovers."
"Where is he?"
"Oh feeding the ally cats as usual." I followed him into his bedroom. "Wanna sleep with me?"
"Uh I think it's better I sleep on the couch." I replied.
"Are you sure? Charlie just found moldy cheese in there today. I think you should stay with me. I'll keep you safe"
"Okay." I said blushing. I started to undress myself.

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6:07 p.m.
Dennis' POV

Now that the first "N" in the "D.E.N.N.I.S." system has been executed it is time for the next "N": Nurture dependence. So I obviously laid in bed and stared at him. Gaze, really. Very seductively. I watched him as he took off his shirt, with the "V" noticeable. I bit my lips as he took off his pants, revealing his Batman boxers. Fuck, that's hot. What a sexy beast.
"Fucking hot..." I softly whispered. Mac turned and raised his eyebrow.
"What?"
"Uh nothing." I could feel myself getting a boner and I could see Mac's boner start to form as well. When he noticed he started to panic.
"GAH! VAGINAS VAGINA VAGINAS!" He shouted.
"Well I like a nice vagina."
"Oh... yeah." Mac replied sheepishly.

I watched him as he brushed his teeth. God he made brushing your teeth so hot. Like he should be in a commercial with models and shit. He was like Brad Pitt, John Stamos, and Johnny Depp in the 80's together with a dash of more hotness and heart from each sexy ass actor.

I decided to ask him a simple question, "Do you want to date?". He spat out the toothpaste and smiled.
"Yeah I guess so." Mac replied as he wiped his mouth on a towel. I looked right at him in the eyes. "Well..."
"Well?"
"Why don't we like, uh, 'go out'?" That was a deep moment. He was my best friend. He had a lot to think about.

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6:19 p.m.
Mac's POV

I could tell he wanted me. He was looking deep down into my soul looking for a yes. But why? I wanted to say yes, but I know I've already angered Him so much already. I need to settle for girls, not guys. "Dennis... I—I can't accept your offer." His face broke. He was unbelievably broken. Dennis dramatically turned away with his eyes watering.

"I'm not gay. I can't be gay. You know that, right? Because of Him?" I told him pointing up. Dennis started to cry and whine. He hid his face in embarrassment. He then went on the floor and crawled into a ball.
"YOU'RE SUCH A GODDAMN ASSHOLE MAC!" Dennis screamed. "How could my system fail? HOW COULD MY SYSTEM FAIL?!"

He got up, went to medicine cabinet, and poured a lot of pills into his hand. Like twelve.
"Dennis, please stop"
"No... I want to die." He replied with a cracked voice. He shoved the pills in his mouth before I could stop him. I screamed and ran to my phone dialing 911. I had to watch him slowly let himself die. I heard the front door being unlocked. It was Charlie.
"HEEYOOO I'M BACK! What's with all of the s— HOLY SHIT!" Charlie panicked and ran to his room to sniff glue. Soon the ambulance arrived. I rode in the car with Dennis by my side crying as the doctors did their weirdness on him.

I was so upset. My best friend tried to kill himself because of me and I couldn't bare it. This has to be God punishing me.