Everyone: *Sippin' tea, Or whatever the hell evil people do when they're not eviling*
Me: *Climbing in from the depths of hell* SUP PEASANTS-
Ice finn: AHHHH! *throws a random brick at me*
Me: sCREECH- *ducks* PEASANT YOU THINK THAT'LL KILL ME!!
Chara: WHERE'S A KNIFE WHEN YOU NEED IT?!
Diamond Steven: Ugh. You're such a knife addict. Y'know a sword is better?
Button-eyed Coraline: Or maybe- IF SHE JUST LET ME SOW BUTTONS TO HER EYES-
Me: NEVER PEASANT!
Spirit Max: WE GET IT! YOU'RE ALL INSANE! Move on!!
Bipper: Do you guys Ever Shut Up?!
Spirit Max: Well F*ck You Too.
Purified Max: Where were you anyways?
Me: Um... *Flash back to her steal a sh*t load of ice cream from the president* The line at Dairy Queen was longer than I thought :)
Dark Ash: And this is the person who's running all of th-
Me: *Raises hand and D Ash shuts up* Right, Anyways THE FIRST DARE'S FROM crazyNEETgirl And she says out of ice finn, Beast wirt and Bipper, Whose the best "Friend"?
Bipper: This Question's dumb-
Me: -And If you don't answer she'll ship you guys to death :3
Beast Wirt: Jesus, Never ship me with those morons.
Ice finn: h-hey!
Bipper: WE CAN STILL HEAR YOU! Anyways, I think I'm The best-
Beast Wirt: It's Obviously me.
Ice finn: Well I-I think-
Bipper: Oh Step Aside Morons! I'm obviously the most powerful!
Me: Sh*ts about to get real *gets popcorn*
Beast Wirt: In your dream cypher. I am the leader, Therefore I am the best "friend"-
Ice Finn: If You'd just let me talk-
Bipper: Who made you the leader anyways!?
Beast wirt: Silence Cypher, No one wants to here you're annoying accuses.
Bipper: Who are you calling annoying!
Ice finn: GUYS! a "friend" doesn't mean they're the most powerful!
Beast wirt: Oh. How ignorant of me. In that case cypher's the weakest, therefore-
Bipper: OH REALLY! THAT'S HOW YOU'RE GONNA PLAY?! WELL THEN- *They both start fighting*
Button-eyed Coraline: Ugh, Stop Bickering! isn't it obviously ice finn?
Beast Wirt/bipper: *stop* ...
Beast wirt: That would make the most sense...
Bipper: Fine.
Ice finn: Really?! Th-th-thanks guys...
Me: Next One's from SmolFanGurl40 , Dark Ash, How does it feel possessing a teen's body?
Dark Ash: Wait? Someone actually asked me a question?
Chara: Yeah, It's surprising considering the fact that you're a complete and utter loser-
Dark Ash: Says the person that literally cries whenever someone mentions a goat or pie-
Chara: I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU- *Is being hold back by button-eyed coraline*
Dark ash: Anyways, It's kinda boring. It's so flimsy and weak, YOU CAN'T EVEN TOUCH PAPER WITHOUT BLEEDING!!
Me: That's Not Tru-
Bipper: I know! It's hilarious how weak humans are!!
Me: Lets just move on- So! MaryAdei Asks Evil Morty, How'd you get into the bad end friends again?
Evil Morty: Don't remind me of how I got stuck in a group with such pathetic people...
Me: Tell the kind person or else I'll throw you back into your pathetic dimension-
Evil Morty: Fine! So Basically, My Genius and very well thought out plan was foiled by a pathetic Rick and a idiotic Morty. I was, well, Was trapped. So I, an intellectual, did the only logical thing to do, I went into a universe where there was no ricks or Morties (Or however you spell the plural version of Morty). And I met *sighs sorrowfully * Cypher...
Bipper: Yep! Then I brought lil' kitten where we're hiding currently, in this random dimension!
everyone: *sarcastically* yay...
Me: And Last But Not Least CastielLover1314 Asks Bipper, "How do you deal with Ghost Dipper?"-
Bipper: AHHAHAHahha, I think you mean How I Deal With All The Annoying Ghosts.
Me: Nope! ^w^
Ghost Dipper: FINALLY!
Ghost Max: FUCKIN' FINALLY!
Chara: Who The Hell's That?!
Beast Wirt: Yes, Care To Explain, Cypher!!
Ice Finn: GUYS! Look At Mabel!
Button Eyed Coraline: *Trying to cheer up mabel* Darling, It's alright. No Need to-
Sad Birthday Mabel: ...D-D-Dipper- *Runs away Crying* WAHHH-
Button Eyes Coraline: SEE WHAT YOU DID!
Bipper: Ha! I, Um, Think we should end the chapter right about now-
Me: *Eyes go red* NOT UNTIL YOU FINISH THE DAMN QUESTION.
Bipper: ACK! Fine Fine! I Honestly just ignore them half the time-
Diamond Steven: Ignore Who Cypher!?
Bipper: JUST FINISH THIS BEFORE THEY QUESTION MORE-
Me: Fine!! Thank you for reading this all, Please leave your ask or dares in the comments bellow, And remember-
Everyone Else that's not Me or Bipper: CYPHER- *Start to chase him*
Bipper: AHH! *Runs* DARN THESE PRE PUBESCENT LEGS!! UM- REALITY'S AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM
BUY GOLD-
Me: BAI!!!
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Bad End Friends • Ask Or Dare
RandomThis book was originally made by SmolFanGirl40, She's a great person so please check her out ^w^ ~~~ Pretty self explanatory Does include censored cursing, so yeah If you want another character to join then just request it in my latest chapter ^w^ A...
