3 mONTHS WITHOUT UPLOADING-

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Me: *Pops out of a grave breathing Heavily* IM ALIVE!

Ice Finn: *sCREECHES And Yeets Maxy At Doggo*

Maxy: oH N- * Smashes into wall*

Me: *Dodges it* NOT THIS TIME BEAN! nOW WHO THE HECK PUT ME IN A COFFIN?!

Literally Everyone: It was Bipper's Idea-

Bipper: Me? Oh I'd Never!

Wirt: To be fair, You Slept straight for a month, so

Bipper: Is Tree Goblin Defending Me? Wow! Well there really is a first for everything! So When Are We Going to Go On A Date-?

Wirt: *Slaps Bipper* This Is Why We Can't Be friends...

Me: *Internally screeching* sHIPS ASIDE BITCHES WE GOTTA DO STUFF!

Finn: What's A Bitc-

Me: *Erases Finns Memory* THE BEAN MUST STAY PURE! Anyway, Talking About Pure, MAXY THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

Pure Max: YAY! ^w^

Me: OKIE! So, Do you miss camp camp? Or Is It Better Not To Deal With David!

Max: Oh How I Miss Camp! Nothing's ever been the same since daniel left, but if I go back there I just bet I can show them the way again (I swear I'm not a dead meme)! And Maybe We'll drink some koolaid-

Me: If Any of you give that burnt chicken nugget some koolaid mix I swear to god-

Bipper: Well There go my Saturday Plans-

Beast Wirt: *Somehow got the dares don't ask questions* Ooo! This one sounds pleasing. A Knife-

Chara: KNIFE!! KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE-!!

Me: ...

Button-eyed Coraline: And you ask why you're not aloud to go into the kitchen.

Beast wirt: Ahem, As I was Saying, A knife competition. Winner gets to kill four of us.

Me: Well Shite. MAMA'S NOT GONNA DIE TONIGHT!

Chara: YOU'RE ON MUTT!

Diamond Steven (or should I say normal steven since what happened in one of the last episodes which I'm still not flipping over): Finally! Something I'll beat you peasants at-

Button-eyed Coraline: Now, I know we're basically the equivalence of Vicious animals, but we need some sort of guideline-

Dark Ash: LETS JUST GET TO THROWING FUCKING KNIVES!!-

B-E Coraline: WE NEED SOME GUIDELINES-

Everyone: :I

B-E Coraline: Now, I'll make it simple. 30 Targets, One winner, Which is the one with the most targ-

Chara: STFU AND LETS GET TO THE KNIVES

•Results•
Chara Won With 32/30, after she hit all the targets she hit bipper twice, and she decided to count that aswell

Bipper: Was That Really Necessary?!

Chara: 100%

Me: Now You Get 4 People To- *Starts disappearing* i dON'T WANT TO GO MR STARK-!!

Bipper: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME! HA- *Tries to fly away but just flops on his face bc he's a human bean then disappears*

Diamond Steven: *Starts Disappearing* HOW DARE YOU PEASA-

Beast Wirt: *starts disappearing aswell* HEY! CHILD BRING ME BACK THIS INSTANT! DON'T YOU DARE- *is goneth*

Chara: Ahh, Peace and quite-

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