Me: *Pops out of a grave breathing Heavily* IM ALIVE!
Ice Finn: *sCREECHES And Yeets Maxy At Doggo*
Maxy: oH N- * Smashes into wall*
Me: *Dodges it* NOT THIS TIME BEAN! nOW WHO THE HECK PUT ME IN A COFFIN?!
Literally Everyone: It was Bipper's Idea-
Bipper: Me? Oh I'd Never!
Wirt: To be fair, You Slept straight for a month, so
Bipper: Is Tree Goblin Defending Me? Wow! Well there really is a first for everything! So When Are We Going to Go On A Date-?
Wirt: *Slaps Bipper* This Is Why We Can't Be friends...
Me: *Internally screeching* sHIPS ASIDE BITCHES WE GOTTA DO STUFF!
Finn: What's A Bitc-
Me: *Erases Finns Memory* THE BEAN MUST STAY PURE! Anyway, Talking About Pure, MAXY THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!
Pure Max: YAY! ^w^
Me: OKIE! So, Do you miss camp camp? Or Is It Better Not To Deal With David!
Max: Oh How I Miss Camp! Nothing's ever been the same since daniel left, but if I go back there I just bet I can show them the way again (I swear I'm not a dead meme)! And Maybe We'll drink some koolaid-
Me: If Any of you give that burnt chicken nugget some koolaid mix I swear to god-
Bipper: Well There go my Saturday Plans-
Beast Wirt: *Somehow got the dares don't ask questions* Ooo! This one sounds pleasing. A Knife-
Chara: KNIFE!! KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE-!!
Me: ...
Button-eyed Coraline: And you ask why you're not aloud to go into the kitchen.
Beast wirt: Ahem, As I was Saying, A knife competition. Winner gets to kill four of us.
Me: Well Shite. MAMA'S NOT GONNA DIE TONIGHT!
Chara: YOU'RE ON MUTT!
Diamond Steven (or should I say normal steven since what happened in one of the last episodes which I'm still not flipping over): Finally! Something I'll beat you peasants at-
Button-eyed Coraline: Now, I know we're basically the equivalence of Vicious animals, but we need some sort of guideline-
Dark Ash: LETS JUST GET TO THROWING FUCKING KNIVES!!-
B-E Coraline: WE NEED SOME GUIDELINES-
Everyone: :I
B-E Coraline: Now, I'll make it simple. 30 Targets, One winner, Which is the one with the most targ-
Chara: STFU AND LETS GET TO THE KNIVES
•Results•
Chara Won With 32/30, after she hit all the targets she hit bipper twice, and she decided to count that aswellBipper: Was That Really Necessary?!
Chara: 100%
Me: Now You Get 4 People To- *Starts disappearing* i dON'T WANT TO GO MR STARK-!!
Bipper: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME! HA- *Tries to fly away but just flops on his face bc he's a human bean then disappears*
Diamond Steven: *Starts Disappearing* HOW DARE YOU PEASA-
Beast Wirt: *starts disappearing aswell* HEY! CHILD BRING ME BACK THIS INSTANT! DON'T YOU DARE- *is goneth*
Chara: Ahh, Peace and quite-
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Bad End Friends • Ask Or Dare
RandomThis book was originally made by SmolFanGirl40, She's a great person so please check her out ^w^ ~~~ Pretty self explanatory Does include censored cursing, so yeah If you want another character to join then just request it in my latest chapter ^w^ A...