Rise of the fallen Reaper [Rwby X Male reader, Reaper Sequel]

Special Chapter.

This was requested and I shall deliver, this is a yaoi/male x male/man on man/abs on abs/banana on banana... Don't worry it's not lemon nor will it have any hot/tease/cringe moment... You have been warned.
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(y/n): Zzzzzzz... Mmmm, boiled eye balls and delicious spaghetti-veins with a side of toxic acid tea... Zzzzz...

Oscar: Huh he must be having a... Uh...

Ozpin: Wonderful dream?

Oscar: Yea... That...

Young Oscar was inside the house looking for you after Ozpin asked him to as Oscar spotted you, sleeping sideways on the couch as you rest your head on your hand as you have a "beautiful" dream... Like always.

(y/n): Zzzzzzz... Hmmmmm...

Ozpin: May I?

Oscar: Oh uh sure.

Ozpin then took control of Oscar's body as he got close to you and simply peck you on the forehead as Oscar started freaking out.

Oscar: W-w-what are you doing?!?

Ozpin: Oh nothing in particular of course.

Ozpin took a step back as you slowly lean forward and fell off the couch and hit face first.

(y/n): Huh... It appears that I have fallen... And I CAN get up.

You got up on your feet as you rub your eyes as you looked down to see Oscar.

(y/n): Oh hello, Oscar... Ozpin?

Ozpin: Hello, I tries you slept well?

You were just about to answer, however you begin to yawn as Ozpin chuckled.

Ozpin: I'll take that as a yes.

(y/n): Well, is there something you wanted Oz? Train the kid?

Ozpin simply shook his head.

Ozpin: Nothing at all... Well, maybe there is something.

You raised a brow as you sat back on the couch as you sigh.

(y/n): Not this again...

Ozpin: Come now, it'll be like old time.

(y/n): And by that you mean bug the hell out of me till I say yes?

Ozpin: Well you know how it's going to be.

You then lay down sideways again as you rest your head on your hand and closed your eyes.

(y/n): Well try all you want Ozpin, this time I won't go out for another date Ozzy.

Oscar's mind: A DATE?!? O-Ozpin I didn't know you...

Ozpin's mind: Charing isn't he?

Oscar's mind: I uh well... Uh...

You then felt some weight on the couch as you opened one eye to see Ozpin has sat down on the couch with you as he leans back on your chest.

Ozpin: Well if you don't want to go outside then I guess our date can just be us two relaxing. Sounds good?

You blinked a few times as you closed your eye while you have a slight blush on your face.

(y/n): Yea... This is fine I guess.

Ozpin: Good.

[Timeskip with Ozpin making tea for a sleeping (y/n) on the couch as Jaune and Ren are... "A little" jealous.]

Ozpin: (y/n)... (yyy/nnn), its time to wake up now.

(y/n): Hmmm... Ah bloody hell...

You opened your eyes as you sat up straight and stretched while you yawned.

Ozpin: Good morning dear, I hope you slept well this time.

(y/n): Yea, surprisingly I did.

Ozpin: Well would you do me a favor and make me some coffee?

(y/n): Huh funny, I was just thinking of making one, sure I'll make you some.

You then stood up as you gently pat a sleeping Oscar as you make your way towards the kitchen as you grabbed Ozpin's favorite mug.

(y/n): Hmmph can't he just drink from something else?

You shrugged as you started making the coffee for Ozpin, moments later... It was finished as you hold the cup in your hands.

Ozpin: Ahh that looks wonderful, I could never thank you enough.

(y/n): Yea yea... Your wel-

You suddenly freeze as you quickly look back at the couch as you see a sleeping Oscar... You then remembered Ozpin's voice...

Ozpin: Is everything alright dear?

(y/n): You son of a b*tch...

Ozpin: Hehehe my apologize, thought I'd move in with you, sounds romantic is it not?

(y/n): I swear if Yang makes a weird pun I will... Uh sh*t Pyrrha's not going to like this at all...

Ozpin: Oh... I forgot about Pyrrha... Guess she now has two roommates now...

You then took a sip of the coffee as you tossed it out the window.

Ozpin: Oh... There goes my favorite mug.

(y/n) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

And so... Everything fades to black...

Ozpin: Come on dear, its not that bad.

(y/n): GET BACK TO YOUR LITTLE KID'S BODY YOU SICK FREAK!!!

Ozpin: Oh my... You could of just ask me to leave.

Then the title "RWBY" appeared as the title is covered in blood as a faint laughter was heard.