Damien's POV
Monday, 8:30 AM
It's been 4 days since Shayne and I got into an accident. I mean, it was pretty bad, but it does have some positives to it. For one, Shayne has been staying with me in my apartment while he's taking care of me. He sleeps next to me but there aren't any extra perks yet, unfortunately.
Shayne and I planned on driving over to Nevada for the Summer Games filming separately from the Smosh crew. However, he thought that after the accident, it would be better if neither one of us were driving long distance.
We rode the van with Courtney. It felt awkward, but it didn't matter because we couldn't be cuddly anyways. The whole time, I've had the urge to hold his hand and lay on him.
Shayne was sitting at the farthest back of the van, so obviously, he teased me during the car ride by texting me 'various photos' of himself. Ian almost saw the texts but THANK GOD he didn't.
Courtney was vlogging the trip for a special video for the 2nd channel. Of course on camera, I had to tease Shayne back. "It's important to get your prostate checked every now and then. Right, Shayne?" I flirtatiously commented.
12:27 PM
With a couple of bathroom breaks and stops for food, we arrived at the Ranch around past noon. Shayne and I have some free time before filming since they're setting up and filming other videos. We decided to stroll through the ranch's petting zoo.
"You're such a dick, you won't stop sending me your dick pics! Ian almost saw them" I implored. Shayne laughed and held my hand.
"You were enjoying it, I saw you turn red while looking at them. Besides, you are what you eat." he teased as he laughed.
"Whatever. I hate you." I scoffed at him.
Shayne looked at me with an offended face. "You loooooovvveeeee me" He hooted.
"A little bit, I guess" I teased back at him. Shayne stretched up on his toes to reach for a kiss. "Now do you love me more?"
"So much more," I said as smiled at him.
While walking through the zoo, we weren't afraid to hold hands and act as a couple since almost everyone was filming or setting up. Some of the Smosh members haven't even arrived yet.
Shayne and I took some selfies with the animals. I can't help myself but take photos of him while he wasn't looking.
"Dames, that's us!" Shayne gushed in a childlike manner while pointing at two peafowls sitting on a small island in the lake. "Look! You're the one with the huge feathers." He Jabbered. He's just so charming in so many ways.
"Wait, why am I the peacock. Are you insinuating that you're the bottom?" I answer to make him pestered. I walk over to him and hug him from behind, "Huh, Shayne Bottom??"
He turned around and said, "What the fuck are you on about, Haas? I meant that you're beautiful and different from the rest! I don't even get that joke."
"The ones with the large green feathers are the males. The brown ones are the females." I explain to him. We both laugh and proceeded to look at the birds. While watching, I could feel Shayne pushing himself towards me. I could feel his ass on me. He's slowly making me feel aroused.
"Is whatever I'm feeling behind me what I think it is or is it something else?" Shayne joked.
I immediately pull away from him as my face turns red. "It's your fault anyway," I added. He laughed and grabbed my hand. We kept walking around the petting zoo as he pulls my hands to wherever he wants to go. "You know, Shayne, It's tough to pet animals with a hard-on."
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Absolutely Smitten
FanfictionShaymien Shayne + Damien fic! New Smosh Games member, Damien Haas, meets and falls for Smosh Squad's "straight" boy, Shayne Topp. How will Damien's feelings for his coworker affect his job? This whole story was inspired by Dodie Clark's song, Abs...