Two people enter a VRMMORPG called Sword Art Online. They find out they can't escape. The only way to escape is to beat the game. Will they beat the game or die only to be dead in to real life?
Somewhere in the forest, the trio, who recently became the Black Dogs of War, were on a hunt for a certain ultra rare item. "What are we looking for?" Jaynaki asked. "An ultra rare item that's worth a fortune in Aincrad." Kirito states. "A ragout rabbit." "Sounds like a monster." Matsubaki said. "It is, but if you hit it in the right spot, you get the meat to either eat or sell." "Like that?" Matsubaki points at the small white rabbit with red eyes.
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"Get down you two." Kirito said as they kneel down. He pulls out a needle from his coat. He charges the shot as he awaits the rabbit to jump. Kirito unleashes the needle and hits its target. It lets out a squeal as it lays lifeless, dead. "Bullseye!" Jaynaki said. "Now lets get to Agil and see if we can trade it in." Kirito said as they teleport back to floor 50.
Time skip to floor 50 brought to you by the United States Marine Corps and the Scouts in a joint drill exercise on the Korean Peninsula
"Is that a ragout rabbit?!" Agil said excitedly. "The one and only." Jaynaki said. "I'd be happy to trade for it, but wouldn't you rather eat it?" Agil spoke. "I would, but I don't have a cooking skill that's the best." Kirito said. "I'd help, but my cooking is a bit average, so I wouldn't risk it." Then a certain amber haired swordswoman showed up with an older gentleman wearing the same Knights of Blood Oath cloak. "Did you say you need someone with maxed out cooking?" Asuna said. "Yeah. Can you whip up this?" Kirito said as he shows the rare drop. "A ragout rabbit?!" She cried. "Tell you what, you help cook this and a portion of it will be yours. I'm sharing with my two friends here." She looks at the two and waves hello to them. Then Asuna gets an idea. "I'll cook it, but keep that end of the deal to you." "Asuna, I know this may sound sudden, but I was wondering if I can get help with cooking as well." Matsubaki asks. "Well anything for you, Matsubaki." Asuna smiled with her eyes closed, revealing a cute expression.
Time skip to Asuna's house brought to you by the Armored Titan snorting Titan cocaine
In floor 51, Kirito, Jaynaki, and Matsubaki approach Asuna's place. "Hey, you three, come on in." Asuna said with a smile. "Wow, Asu-chan, not to be rude, but how much did you spend on this place?" Jaynaki said. "The whole thing, I would say: 4 million Col." Said Asuna. Everyone's jaws dropped. "Now, Matsubaki, you said you want help in raising your cooking skill?" Asuna asks as Matsubaki nods. "Get into comfortable clothing and I'll meet you in the kitchen. You two make yourselves at home." Asuna asks the others.
Time skip to the kitchen brought to you by the author's new obsession with anime and Lolli
Matsubaki comes to the kitchen wearing a compression long sleeve and basketball shorts. "Okay ready to cook." Matsubaki says. "More like ready for basketball practice." Jaynaki said. "Well I was in sports before the whole incident with this game." He looks at the hallway and sees Asuna come in wearing a green and blue dress apron with red trim.
