Silence of the Scarecrow

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  • Dedicated to Alex
                                    

Mr. Scarecrow,

Limp and dry

Hangs on a crooked cross

Staring out of hollow eyes

Adorned with brows of moss.

"Scare the ravens," Aunt Ree said,

"For death they're sure to bring;"

Diana stitched his straw-stuffed head

And taught him how to sing.

But silence Mr. Scarecrow kept,

For on that day he saw

Diana beaten half to death,

Her blood, it soaked the straw.

"What is silence?" Scarecrow asked,

As he hid behind his burlap mask.

"It keeps a secret never told,

Of what I saw on Abbey Road."

The pretty little milkmaid

In a silky cotton dress

Ran down the gravel pathway

With her hair a tangled mess

"Run, run, run,

As fast as you can—

I'm gonna catch you,

I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

A cracked and crumbled cookie man

Chased poor Diana down

He beat her to a lifeless lump

And left her on the ground

Mr. Scarecrow stared in shock,

But, oh, what could he do?

He couldn't scare the crows away,

As he hung there from day to day,

And helpless was he, tied to wood,

He hoped Diana understood.

Diana, woken from the blood,

His sins she quick forgave;

To know he cared was chance enough

To make it all okay.

Silent Mr. Scarecrow stays,

The secret ever dark;

If the Gingerbread Man

Ever knew he knew,

He'd shoot him in the heart.

But Mr. Scarecrow has a plan,

To stop this evil fiend;

To crows and ravens, be a friend

What Aunt Ree never dreamed.

Just like the Piper played a tune,

The scarecrow now will sing;

On the Gingerbread Man

the crows descend,

Like flocks of hell on wings

They'll eat him 'til there's nothing left,

Pecking, breaking, cracking

Crumbling pieces on the grass

He dies his well-served death.

And just like all the stories say,

Mr. Scarecrow saves the day;

He'll hold his dear Diana close,

And give her one exquisite rose.

Mr. Scarecrow,

Limp and dry

Hangs on a crooked cross

Staring out of hollow eyes

Adorned with brows of moss.

Dream on, Mr. Scarecrow,

Don't dare give up the fight.

Your dear Diana needs you,

You'll be her straw-filled knight.

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