Random Fandom Crack Stories!!!!!!

(Durarara) Dead Balls

(WARNING: Shinra will lose his shit and he will be 65% not himself.)

*Shinra and Izaya's Apartment. LOL!*

Shinra:Izaya! There is a dead guy in house!!

*Le dead guy is Shizuo*

Izaya:O-Ohhh! How did he get here?

Shinra:Izaya! What did you do?!

Izaya:Me!? Oh, I didn't do this.

Shinra:Explain what happened here, Izaya.

Izaya:I-I never seen this guy in my entire life before.

Shinra:Why did you kill this guy, Izaya!

Izaya:I do not kill people. T-That is my least favorite thing to do.

Shinra:Tell me exactly what were you doing before I got here!!

Izaya:Alright. Well, I was upstairs...

Shinra: ...Hmm...okay...

Izaya:..I was sitting in my room...

Shinra:...Mhmm...

Izaya:..I was chatting in my computer and this guy walked in....

Shinra:...And then....

Izaya:So I went up to him and Istabbedhimthirtyseventimesinthechest

Shinra:............... o________o............

Shinra:Izaya!! That kills people!

Izaya:Oh!? I-I uh did not know that...

Shinra:How could you not know that!?!

Izaya:Welp. I'm the wrong here. I suck...

Shinra:Wait...

*Shinra notices that Shizuo's balls are missing*

Shinra:What happened to his balls???

Izaya:Huh!? What???

Shinra:His balls. Why are they missing?

Izaya:I-I uhhh actually I cooked it up and ate them....

Shinra:....tf...Izaya...

Izaya:Well I was hungry. And you know... his balls were...

Shinra:Why on earth would you do that!?!?

Izaya:Ugh! Give me a break, Shinra! And my stomach was super hungry, that only balls can satisfy.

Shinra:What is wrong with you, Izaya!?

Izaya:Well, I kill people and eat balls. That's two things.

Shinra:......Why.....Just why.......