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(Special) Fang's Birthday!!!!

(A/N:WARNING! This chapter is totally gonna have crack in it!)

No One's POV

One day. Boboiboy checked the calendar and it said...

Calendar:ITS A FEW WEEKS BEFORE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S B-DAY!!!!! PREPARE SOMETHING QUICK!!!!!!

...Is what the calendar said. Boboiboy almost forgotten Fang's Birthday.

"FUCK! What the hell am I suppose to give him!?" Boboiboy yelled. Then Boboiboy realized what he said. And decided to let Fang f u c c him on his birthday.

'Need to wear something sexy..' Is what Boboiboy thought. He thought long and hard but he didn't know what to wear.Then an idea popped in his mind.

"Wait!? Fang said that he liked my big b o o t y in chapter three! So I gotta make my ass bigger!" Boboiboy said.

So after that. Boboiboy decided to go to eat lots and lots of foodies. One week later, He gained 120 pounds. He looked like he was pregnant with twins. He was developing small man-boobs. His arms and legs had fattened up as well. His cheeks became a bit chubby. And his butt is thrice its previous size! Boboiboy looked at himself in the mirror. He has gotten bigger, but not enough. Before he only weighted 145 pounds, now he weighted 265 pounds.

"Hmm... Not enough.. I have to eat more!" Boboiboy exclaimed. Boboiboy had ordered all of the fast-food resturants and had ordered everything in their menus. The managers in the fast-food resturants were very shocked, that they thought they were going bankrupt!

Boboiboy ate all of the food he ordered. Another week later, Boboiboy gained 180 more pounds, and he now weighted 445 pounds! His belly was as big as a mini wrecking ball in diameter! He had developed Double-D cups. His face was so chubby that he had a double chin. His arms and legs were also chubby. And his butt cheeks were atleast ten times its original siźe!!!

Boboiboy was staring at himself at the mirror. "Huh... I think... I've... overdone it... a bit..." Boboiboy said. Chuckling to himself.

(A/N:Ya think!? Actually its kinda my fault too...)

"Welp my ass is big! But how do I fit into stripper clothes with a belly as big as this!"

"Then, why don't I help you?"

"Huh!? W-Who said that!!"

Suddenly a person magically appeared!

"I'm Yuika! A.K.A the amazing author-chan! But you can call me Yui or just Yuika, if ya want!" Yuika said.

"Uhh... Hi Yui.. I'm Bo--"

"You're Boboiboy the Superhero! And you need help with Fang's B-day. And I'm here to help with my awesome author powers!!!" Yuika exclaimed.

"Uhh yeah... By the way, are you like my Fairy Godmother or something?" Boboiboy asked.

"Kinda. But that's a great idea! I should totally make a BBB-Cinderella fic in my next chapter!"

"Okay. So Yuika, what should I do?" Boboiboy asked.

"Ya don't have to do anything. Just let me do it, Cinderella~" Yuika said. Then suddenly, everything went black and Boboiboy fell asleep....

The Next Day...

Boboiboy woke up and he found himself wearing a very sexy stripper clothes. And when he looked around, Yuika was no longer there. But there was a note that said:

Dear BBB, Imma alrdy done preparing stuff for Fang's B-day. So dont worry. Also me used author powers to put u in the stripper clothes. And I also made ur b o o t y much more bigger. Give Fang a good time~!!! Love Yuika_chan04

(A/N:I'm not gonna write what kind of stripper clothes BBB is gonna wear. And there's NO WAY I'm gonna draw that shit. So just imagine it.)

Boboiboy looked at the mirror, "Dayum! My ass is huge as hell!!" Then Boboiboy got himself ready and called Fang to come to his house...

Timeskip...

Fang came to BBB house, went inside and went upstairs. He knocked on BBB's door. "Come in, Fang..." he said. Fang opened the door and he saw the most beautiful sight ever...

"Hey Daddy~" Boboiboy purred. He was doing a sexy pose, showing off his big ass to the shocked raven.

"B-Boboiboy...... You're....."

"Like what'ca see~ I hope Daddy likes it~" Boboiboy was seducing Fang.

"No... I love it...."

Then Fang went to the bed... and they.......

And they did a hardcore sex and they went to bed.  ~The End~